6 Hilarious Hemispheric Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why is Pride month always in June?

Because it comes before the Fall.

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👤︎ u/gooberstwo

📅︎ Dec 01 2022

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"What the heck is Undercommon?"

My wife is new to DnD and when building a character she asked what Undercommon was, and another player replied:

"It's what they speak in Australia!"

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👤︎ u/Da_Braz

📅︎ Aug 28 2022

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What do you call a gold prospector in the Southern Hemisphere?

An Au-stralian

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👤︎ u/LordTrollsworth

📅︎ Nov 15 2020

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What do you call a white bear that has crippling depression, is sexually confused and can't pick a hemisphere?

A Bipolar Bi-Polar Bi Polar Bear

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👤︎ u/ErinMcCloud

📅︎ Apr 14 2020

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Looking for a hot date?

Pick any day in August, they don't get much hotter than that.

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👤︎ u/athei-nerd

📅︎ May 09 2022

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My dad asking about Nascar

Dad: So which way do the cars go around the track in Nascar?

Me: I'm pretty sure they go counter-clockwise.

Dad: Yea, in the North Hemisphere, they go clockwise south of the equator, right?

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👤︎ u/tenor3

📅︎ Sep 04 2013

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