My friend is a famous hematologist…

He’s bloody brilliant

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What’s a cardiologist’s favorite veggie?

CABG

What’s a neurologist’s favorite dinner? Seizure salad

What’s a hospitalist’s favorite comic? DC

Why are infectious disease specialists so good at travel? Because they know all about culture and sensitivity

Why don’t you have to go to the obstetrician office? Because they deliver.

Bonus uncle joke!

Where do British hematologists go when they die? Bloody Hell.

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