My black belt friend had to put lifts in his shoes...

...adding insoles to ninjary.

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👤︎ u/i4mb4tm4n
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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I once farted on an elevator

It was wrong on so many levels.

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👤︎ u/enganere
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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Has anyone else noticed that TSA guards are a lot taller nowadays?

I guess it's part of heightened security.

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📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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The smell of coffee

My pregnant wife, whose sense of smell is extremely heightened, complains about the smell of coffee as it is being brewed.

My response is that it is heaven scent

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👤︎ u/PetroAg13
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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[OC] I'm 6'3...

...and for most of my life, I've had this feeling that I stick out because of how tall I am. I guess you could call it a heightened awareness.

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👤︎ u/karkfin
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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