Yee haw
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Cowboys say yee-haw,

But ninjas say hee-yaw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewilsey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Really sad to hear Stephen king died. But even sadder to hear his middle name was β€œHaw”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbjectEra
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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This left me in stitches...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aimilah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What happens when you die and come back as a cowboy?

Reintarnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Splopest
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Did you know mules only speak Chinese?

When you meet them, they say β€œneigh haw”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejackalope2002
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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Why are donkies always hee-hawing?

They're a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr---jones
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What is it called when you die and are born again as a hillbilly?

Reintarnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valkyrie1500
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I identify as a donkey...

My pronouns are He/Haw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaswolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What did Miguel de Cervantes call his donkey?

HautΓ©.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Why did the Donkey quit his job?

Hee Hawed enough!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Dogs have different barks in different countries

The american dogs go bark bark, the Scandinavian dogs go bjeff bjeff and the british dogs go bruv bruv.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartaPieH
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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How do the French send photos of cats to each other?

They use Snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubcekD
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What did the cowboy say when he was reborn?

What incarnation?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zspratt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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What do they say in Paris, TX?

Oui-haw!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melon_lawd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZangeonS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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What happens to cowboys when they get food poisoning?

They get dire yee-haw.

Source: I have food poisoning and am dying. The dehydration has led my mind to some cowboy related place I guess. Also dire hee-haw works better but I don't know anything about what cowboys say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lightxspeed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Told my neighbor, jenny, she was hooking up with the wrong guy... he's a jackass...

She laughed, "hee haw!" The farmer said, "she can't understand ya... she's a donkey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Prosthetic limbs cost an arm and a leg.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/growlingbear
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2016
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I'm going to open up an exciting tea shop out West.

Call it "Tea-haw!"

Next to it will be a cheese shop, "Brie-haw!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kielchaos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Did you hear about the donkey

He hawed a lot of supplies up the mountain!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dwtxranger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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What does a cowboy shout in church?

Hallelu-yee-haw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_kibble
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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A joke by Roger Miller

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "give me a drink jackass" so the bartender pours him a drink and gives it to him. A few minutes later the guy says "hey jackass give me another drink" The bartender without a word just pours the guy another drink. They guy sitting to left the of the man says to the bartender "just curious, how do you let a guy come in and talk to you like that" The bartender replies "aww-hee-haw hee-halways calls me that!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cory3410
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2014
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Why did the Donkey quit his job?

Hee Hawed enough!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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