Colonel Sanders started playing classical guitar.

It's finger pickin' good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dulkan13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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My girlfriend's dad says this any time she has a cold.

Your nose is running and your feet smell. You got it all backwards, kid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawnzz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2013
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Just had this back and forth with my co-worker. Her husband works in explosives.

Me: seems appropriate for you and yours: http://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/32gzy7/what_was_the_secret_to_the_miners_success/ Her: That’s a dynamite answer! Me: I noticed the explosion of laughter over there Her: Rock on! Me: gold-standard of jokes here Her: so precious Me: digging deep on that one Her: pickin away one at a time Me: we have definitely hit the pay dirt of mining puns Her: definite Honey Hole here! Me: not sure that joke bee-longs here Her: you are a total BUZZZZZZ kill Me: comb on it wasn’t that bad

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