There are 10 types of guitarists in the world: those that can only strum a 6 string...
... and those that know bass too.
I used to know a guitarist who would eat shellfish before each performance
It was the clam before the strum.
Had A Good One in the Shower This Morning
So I was in the shower with my girlfriend this morning, and I have one of those Moxie Bluetooth showerheads so I can stream music from my phone to my shower.
At different points during the song, I was (gently) playing the cowbell part on her butt, cymbals on her stomach, etc.
During the guitar solo, I picked up some of her wet hair and began strumming the notes along with the song. She gave me a nasty glare.
And then, it hit me.
"Sorry babe. I just can't help playing HAIR guitar during this song!"
The look she gave me....
