A list of puns related to "Hard To Swallow"
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It was a hard pill to swallow.
I find it a hard pill to swallow.
It was hard to swallow.
For a little bit of background information, my dad suffers from multiple system atrophy and got a high fever, which turned out to be from a bad urinal tract infection. He has been at the hospital for almost 2 weeks now, and it is really hard on our family, but he is doing his best to get better and throws this small dad joke to lighten me and my brothers day.
A Speech Therapist comes every day to help him focus on his muscles in his face to help him swallow and speak clearer with simple gestures of noises and deep breathing. As she was done with his exercises, she said to him "Can you say goodbye, have a nice day! in a long sentence?" (As in one breath with no pauses). My dad then takes a look at me and my brother and says in his slurred voice "goodbye... have a nice day... in a long sentence".
The Speech Therapist just smiled and shook her head while we facepalmed...
Thumbs up Dad, I know you will come home soon!
So my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob and decided to use my penis as a microphone to do some stand-up comedy.
Her: "Welcome, welcome, to the stand-up of the century. Ask me if I'm a tree."
Me: "Are you a tree?"
Her: "No."
Me: "Don't take it personally, but I think your stand-up is a bit hard to swallow."
She stopped and I got blue balls because of this, but hell it was worth it.
Mom was talking about her friend who's up in Canada taking care of her mom with Esophageal cancer.
Dad: Wow, I bet that diagnosis was hard to swallow!
When my dad got home from work my little brother said, "I ate a whole carrot today!"
Dad said "a whole carrot?! that must have been hard to swallow!!"
I'm doomed.
It was a hard pill to swallow.
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