They can't read
So once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'.
but now icy
Because Adams make up everything!
Because it was a terror-byte.
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
They're all bark and no byte.
One terror-byte
Perhaps he should've backed that thing up.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
I told her to chai harder.
We were getting some food from Panda Express, and the lady kept getting our orders horribly wrong. After we finally pulled up to the window, my dad turned to me and said:
"Trying to order food from here is PANDA-monium!"
I just facepalmed while he cracked up.
A velocity raptor.
What happens when he loses control?
He T-Rex.
I guess he should have backed that thing up.
