Man knocks on door looking for handout

Lady answers, man asks, "May I have some food please?"

Lady replies, "There's a pile of wood out back, if you cut them in half I'll make you lunch."

Man says, "I didn't see any wood"

Lady, "I watched you walk up through my window, I saw you see it."

Man replies, "You may have saw me see it but you're not going to see me saw it."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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