Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
Why did the 'A' go to the bathroom and come out an 'E'?
It had a vowel movement.
I asked my dad what the difference between the Rhine, the RhΓ΄ne, and a rune was...
He gave me an IOU...
