My son told me he will never eat hallowe'en pancakes again...

I ask him why and he responds "haunted French pancakes give me the crepes"

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📅︎ Apr 07 2016
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The craft store is selling tiny wood coffins for Hallowe'en decorations.

I took one to my girlfriend, went down to one knee, presented the little black casket. I said, "Jamie, would you bury me?"

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📅︎ Oct 02 2015
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