What do you call it when two halflings move in together?

Cohobbitation.

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👤︎ u/nathaxium
📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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Did you hear about the halfling that got hooked on pipeweed?

It's hobbit forming!

Over a decade since the Return of the King was released and dad is as topical as ever.

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👤︎ u/barthm1
📅︎ Mar 03 2014
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My dadjoke backfired...

So my friend was wearing a fish patterned shirt.

Me: "Hey, nice shirt." Him: "Thanks?" Me: "I'm guessing you're wearing it because you think you're such a great catch." Him: sigh "No, I'm just wearing it for the halibut"

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📅︎ Aug 21 2014
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