A list of puns related to "Habitations"
"SHHH" "What - I'm just trying to ask a question!"
Pulp fiction.
A Transistor
They didn't like it when I retaliated with...
"Daughturds"
Father-in-law
It was nail-biting
Bad Minton.
My son hates it... he always likes to tell me βdad! Stop! Smoking causes cancerβ... Iβm always disappointed to inform him, βNo son. Smoking causes ashesβ
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I told them I can't help it, old habits DIE HARD.
A Roamin' Catholic
I hate to see someone Anne employed.
Doctors are calling it Munch housinβ syndrome.
Because they're creatures of habit.
I probably shouldn't have become a tattoo artist.
I'll read it tomorrow
....but don't get into the habit.
Nun of our business really, but I suspect it's habit-forming.
Itβs a silly habitβtricks are for kids!
Itβs quite the CoNunDrum
It was just too time consuming
You could say I've got an appetite for destruction
Nunavut
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
you can buy them from a boot sale at a convent.
It's a habit they get into.
It's a deeply rooted issue.
Knock on wood.
Yesterday he scaled Mount Everest.
He replied that he prays everyday religiously.
He claims he can stop it at any time.
So they convent.
is a really expensive habit to support
You can say that I am medley in love with it.
You canβt have your keg and Edith, too
Because that work is habit forming.
Bad minton.
Of not finishing the
It's a deeply rooted issue.
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