Greeting Cards Puns

A list of puns related to "Greeting Cards"

Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving

I told him it's because they are stationary

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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In the store I saw some brightly coloured greeting cards that said, "I will always love only you "

They sold them in packs of 12.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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My blind friend made me a nice greeting card in Braille.

It was touching.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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My company is giving yo-yos as our gift this holidays and we are trying to think of a pun to include in our greeting cards. Any ideas?
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👤︎ u/birdlawyer213
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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What do you call an online greeting card w a moving image?

A GIF card

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👤︎ u/PhobicCarrot
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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Need help coming up with a Pun

I'm not sure where else to post this but I hope this is the right place.

A close girl friend of mine is a fine artist that specializes in greeting cards with funny/cute puns/lines on the front and since I am moving away in December I wanted to create a Christmas or Thank You card one for her. Some examples are Bonne Fett (with a picture of Boba Fett holding balloons, and You R2 Cute (with a picture of R2D2 and a heart). Essentially she does a lot of cultural references that can be put onto a greeting card.

The two things she loves in this world are Egg McMuffins and Chinese Coconut buns. Could I get some help coming up with a Christmas/Thank you Puns using one of those ideas I can put on a card?

Thanks so much!

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👤︎ u/g0th1k4
📅︎ Nov 07 2016
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