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American Greetings Puns

A list of puns related to "American Greetings"

I hear Hallmark and American Greetings are teaming up to limit competition and fix prices...

I knew they'd eventually form a cardtel.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 16 2021
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How does a german greet a southern american?

Audi

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👤︎ u/Lofolop_pol
📅︎ Sep 04 2021
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How is the best way to greet Native Americans
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👤︎ u/rocketrhinoceros
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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In which American state do they always greet in Japanese?

Ohio

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👤︎ u/diego_godean
📅︎ Feb 10 2017
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7 yo gave me this one: how can gnomes do math?

They just gnome how

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👤︎ u/Witty_Comfortable404
📅︎ Nov 04 2022
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Help I'm announcing a high school soccer banquet tonight and need some dad jokes

Greeting, I'm the MC at a small high school soccer banquet this evening and need some humor help. I play rugby and my son plays soccer so any little digs I can get about that would be helpful too. We are American and I don't know any pro soccer player so please refrain on specific players. Thanks in advance.

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👤︎ u/hals318
📅︎ Mar 08 2016
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I've been a dad for 2 months

My wife: (reading Reddit titles) "TIL The first Native American who met the Pilgrims at Plymouth Colony walked into their encampment and greeted them in English."

Me: "How!?"

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👤︎ u/djenge
📅︎ Mar 01 2014
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