Greek Myth Puns

A list of puns related to "Greek Myth"

There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.

Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.

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👤︎ u/Hollowbody57
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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In an alternate universe, Hercules was a girl.

Her name was Himcules

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👤︎ u/callmefinny
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology.

That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 10 2018
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Need help with Zeus puns.

I am doing an extra credit project where I am making a "Date Me" page for the Greek god Zeus. Any puns (cheesy or not) are greatly appreciated. Thank you! :D

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👤︎ u/SimonRB
📅︎ Feb 15 2014
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My dad said this at dinner tonight...

So my younger brother was talking about his Latin class and how on Fridays his teacher has culture friday, or a lesson on Greek Mythology. He was talking about the myth he learned about last week when my dad replied with this...

Brother: "Last week we learned about syphilis and how he pushes the rock up the hill again and again."

Dad: "I think you mean sisyphus, syphilis was a Greek god but he was a real dick."

I laughed, my mom groaned, and my brother sat there confused. A successful family dinner if you ask me.

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👤︎ u/ju_bl
📅︎ Aug 29 2014
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