What is the longest word in the English language?

Smiles, there's a mile between each "s"

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What is the longerst word in the english language?

Smiles. The first and the last letter are a mile apart.

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Why do the numbers 3 and 5 make such a great team?

Because together they thrive.

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The dumbest phrase in the English language is, "I caught a cold".

You didn't 'catch' anything. The cold caught you. Can you imagine an antelope saying, "Look I caught a Cheetah! It's all over me"

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What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company?

Monkey business...

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What word in the English language is almost always spelled wrong?

Wrong

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This is great
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I heard this book was banned for its fowl language
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What language do they speak at the centre of the earth?

Core-ean

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A friend of mine asked if I want to hear a great Flash impression, And I said yes...

He shouted, β€œNOT THE KRYPTONITE!”

And I said, β€œThat’s Superman…”

β€œThanks, man, ” he replied. β€œI’ve been practicing it a lot.”

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I know English is not my first language, but bear with me!

I said help, bear with me!

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If the USA is so great

Then why did they create the USB

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There's only one country on the planet of the apes

Banana Republic

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Farmers are great mathematicians
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Hello, I’m looking for some help. My best good pal from high school is a tarantula dad. I made him this spiderweb glass piece for his birthday. I’m looking to put a solid pun in a card but haven’t come up with anything great. Does anyone have some good ideas? Any help is appreciated
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What do you call the letters of the Elvish Language?

The Elfabet

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What is Mr Sheen's favourite language?

Polish

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What is the capital of Poland?
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People always ask me what I'm good at. I tell them I'm great at sleeping.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

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If a member of the US Navy, rank 0-9 performs an act of great valor

Would you say they acted "Admiralably"?

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What is the best language to tell a joke in?

Pun-jabi

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What language do Irish vegetables speak?

Kale-ic

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Pooping is great and all…

But, every time I do it, I lose my shit.

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I thought up of a great joke about boxing last night..

But I forgot to punchline.

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Kennedy was a great person

He was really open minded

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Oh no, they missed a great opportunity in life
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Where does a baby ape sleep?

In an apricot!

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I started learning sign language

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Yesterday I told a great joke about undelivered mail

Nobody seemed to get it.

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A-nanas, or B-ananas.'

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The first floor is going great, but the second floor...

Well that's another story

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Great Female House Cleaners Are Not Born....

They're Maid

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With great power comes...

great electricity bill.

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What do you call Die Hard without Alan Rickman?

Sans Gruber

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There's a language barrier between me and my girlfriend.

She accidentally glued a dictionary to her face.

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What language do postmen speak?

Parcel tongue

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Identity matrix goes for a job interview. The interviewer says your great but I’m worried about how far away you live?

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Where’s my Maths Nerds at?

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Nail technicians are great office workers

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My neighbors listen to great music

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My ex and I split custody of the kids. We want them to have a great holiday so we each are spending equal time with them on December 25th

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Great company. Legs all over the place after a few drinks
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Why are necromancers such great friends?

Because they are always the first to... bury the hatchet.

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A souper great strategy!
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What’s the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. There’s a mile between the S’s!

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If the USA is so great...

Why did they invent the USB

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What is the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. The first and the last letter are a mile apart.

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