What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, there's a mile between each "s"
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What is the longerst word in the english language?
Smiles. The first and the last letter are a mile apart.
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οΈ Oct 02 2021
Why do the numbers 3 and 5 make such a great team?
Because together they thrive.
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οΈ Dec 07 2021
The dumbest phrase in the English language is, "I caught a cold".
You didn't 'catch' anything. The cold caught you. Can you imagine an antelope saying, "Look I caught a Cheetah! It's all over me"
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οΈ Dec 04 2021
What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company?
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οΈ Dec 08 2021
What word in the English language is almost always spelled wrong?
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οΈ Nov 16 2021
This is great
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οΈ Nov 17 2021
I heard this book was banned for its fowl language
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οΈ Nov 26 2021
What language do they speak at the centre of the earth?
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οΈ Dec 15 2021
A friend of mine asked if I want to hear a great Flash impression, And I said yes...
He shouted, βNOT THE KRYPTONITE!β
And I said, βThatβs Supermanβ¦β
βThanks, man, β he replied. βIβve been practicing it a lot.β
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οΈ Nov 04 2021
I know English is not my first language, but bear with me!
I said help, bear with me!
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οΈ Aug 24 2021
If the USA is so great
Then why did they create the USB
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οΈ Nov 29 2021
There's only one country on the planet of the apes
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οΈ Nov 19 2021
Farmers are great mathematicians
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οΈ Oct 07 2021
Hello, Iβm looking for some help. My best good pal from high school is a tarantula dad. I made him this spiderweb glass piece for his birthday. Iβm looking to put a solid pun in a card but havenβt come up with anything great. Does anyone have some good ideas? Any help is appreciated
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οΈ Dec 05 2021
What do you call the letters of the Elvish Language?
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οΈ Dec 14 2021
What is Mr Sheen's favourite language?
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οΈ Dec 13 2021
What is the capital of Poland?
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οΈ Dec 04 2021
People always ask me what I'm good at. I tell them I'm great at sleeping.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
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οΈ Dec 06 2021
If a member of the US Navy, rank 0-9 performs an act of great valor
Would you say they acted "Admiralably"?
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οΈ Dec 15 2021
What is the best language to tell a joke in?
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οΈ Sep 05 2021
What language do Irish vegetables speak?
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οΈ Nov 09 2021
Pooping is great and allβ¦
But, every time I do it, I lose my shit.
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οΈ Dec 11 2021
I thought up of a great joke about boxing last night..
But I forgot to punchline.
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οΈ Nov 30 2021
Kennedy was a great person
He was really open minded
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οΈ Dec 15 2021
Oh no, they missed a great opportunity in life
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οΈ Nov 26 2021
Where does a baby ape sleep?
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οΈ Aug 28 2021
I started learning sign language
I only know a handful of words but itβs already come in handy
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οΈ Oct 11 2021
Yesterday I told a great joke about undelivered mail
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οΈ Nov 23 2021
At breakfast, my dad put a pineapple and a banana on the table and said, 'You have two options of fruits today -
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οΈ Dec 03 2021
The first floor is going great, but the second floor...
Well that's another story
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οΈ Oct 25 2021
Great Female House Cleaners Are Not Born....
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οΈ Oct 06 2021
With great power comes...
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οΈ Sep 23 2021
What do you call Die Hard without Alan Rickman?
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οΈ Nov 12 2021
There's a language barrier between me and my girlfriend.
She accidentally glued a dictionary to her face.
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οΈ Sep 02 2021
What language do postmen speak?
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οΈ Sep 27 2021
Identity matrix goes for a job interview. The interviewer says your great but Iβm worried about how far away you live?
Thatβs okay, I always commute.
Whereβs my Maths Nerds at?
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οΈ Dec 13 2021
Nail technicians are great office workers
They're very skilled at filing
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οΈ Dec 13 2021
My neighbors listen to great music
Whether they like it or not
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οΈ Nov 14 2021
My ex and I split custody of the kids. We want them to have a great holiday so we each are spending equal time with them on December 25th
Weβre simply halving a wonderful Christmas time
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οΈ Dec 15 2021
Great company. Legs all over the place after a few drinks
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οΈ Sep 24 2021
Why are necromancers such great friends?
Because they are always the first to... bury the hatchet.
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οΈ Dec 01 2021
A souper great strategy!
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οΈ Sep 09 2021
Whatβs the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. Thereβs a mile between the Sβs!
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οΈ Oct 24 2021
If the USA is so great...
Why did they invent the USB
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οΈ Dec 07 2021
What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. The first and the last letter are a mile apart.
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οΈ Oct 03 2021
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