A list of puns related to "Grammar School"
Apparently I need to work on my pun-ctuation.
I think they picked on the other words in grammar school.
As related to me by my friend:
When we're leaving to take her to school-
Daughter: I brought one of the cats with me.
Me: Oh yeah?
Daughter: Yeah. There is one my bookbag.
Me: You should probably get them out of there. They can't like that.
Daughter: Then the cat would be out of the bag. Haha
My daughter- the only 6 year old female "dad"
Edited to fix some grammar/capitalization
So there's a girl, who just graduated from High School as an honors student but just a few A's away from making Valedictorian. After her graduation, her father walks up to her and says "you've let me down."
The girl goes to medical school. Once again, she graduates near the top of her class but isn't the top of her class. The father walks up to her and says "you've let me down."
The girl was nominated for a big promotion in her hospital but was just a few marks away from securing it. Her father walks up to her and says "you've let me down."
Years pass. The woman has grown to hate her father. One day, she receives a letter saying her father had passed away. Forgetting all of her hate, she gets on the next flight to her mother's home.
As soon as she arrives, her mother hands her a letter detailing one final request from her father.
"At my funeral, I would like to have my daughter lower my body into my grave so she can let me down one more time."
EDIT: Grammar, wording, etc.
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