At my sister's high school graduation, one kid threw his cap in the air too early.

My dad turns to me and says, "Oops, Premature Ecapulation."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/RayInRed
šŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Pun Help: need funny saying for graduation cap

Iā€™m graduating with my Masters in MIS (Management Information Systems) and am seeking suggestions for punny graduation cap mottos or sayings that I could use related to my MIS Degree. Thanks!!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/r00nic0rn
šŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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My cap for graduation
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/stefuhkneeyah
šŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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A guy threw his graduation cap too early for the picture.

You could say it was a premature ecapulation.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Dadushka008
šŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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Finance graduation cap puns/ideas!?!?!
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/papercup1212
šŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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My university gave me my graduation cap yesterday

I sent my dad a picture with the caption "they gave me my stupid hat."

He replied "That's not a stupid hat, that's a smart hat. Stupid hats are cone shaped."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/geekcheese
šŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2016
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(OC) Iā€™m graduating tomorrow, this is my cap. Forever a loan
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Dad joked by a girl graduating to become a labor and delivery nurse

Her graduation cap read: "L&D nurse, at your cervix"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Bi9gB1rd
šŸ“…︎ May 10 2015
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