A list of puns related to "Gospeller"
He's going to get the eclectic chair.
"Mark, my words!"
... hence, don't take it as gospel.
Just open the Bible to Psalm-
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
My morning walk with the dog was cut short today. There's a park we usually wander through so she can sniff and explore, but today we couldn't get in because the path was blocked by an army of angry geese.
I was telling my mom about this and she mentioned there are geese at the river where she and a friend take their dogs, too. She said they must all be in town for some kind of conference. Then she paused for half a second and continued:
I bet it's a religious thing. They're here to preach the goosepel.
(To satisfy the rule: that's a play on gospel.)
Cousin: They had just got back from church or something and all of them were just singing gospel stuff or something
Uncle: Oh, were they singing a bowlful of salad? I mean a soulful ballad?
The man is a legend.
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