I don't need google to find the answers to my questions.

My wife knows everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Apple's answer to Google Glass: iPatch...

... Pirates favour the iEye though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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How many seconds are there in a year?

Google Assistant with the dad joke:

https://i.imgur.com/EUQ7TTF.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jasonrj
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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An Astronomy Lesson

One of the most interesting objects in the night sky is a fuzzy patch of stars known colloquially as the β€œSeven Sisters”. In order to find it, first find the constellation Orion, and follow the direction his Bow is shooting.

No thanks necessary, we aim to Pleiades.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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What do Japanese gang members do at the spa?

They relax in the Yakuzzi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaaninja2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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My wife was filling out a skill testing question using my back as a table.

She was have trouble with the question so she just googled the answer and wrote it down. I told her that I was leaving her. Why she asked me. I told you I would leave you if you ever cheated on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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A holiday themed joke

I was driving in the car with my daughter when The Christmas Song by Nat King Cole comes on the radio

"Daddy, how do they roast chestnuts?"

"On an open fire, duh"

Cue eye roll and a 9 year old googling the answer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minnick27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2014
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