I’ve just bought a Van Gogh coffee table... I know it’s genuine because . . .

it has a bit of veneer missing.

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I just bought a Van Gogh haunted house.

I have a eerie feeling about it.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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How do you make a Van Gogh?

Turn the Key.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Why was Van Gogh so depressed?

Because he lent his ear to everyone else's problems.

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Vincent Van Gogh’s son was a LEGO master. As a test of his skill he was asked...

Can you LEGO an egg Gogh?

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Let it Gogh
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Can this be centaured here? I dunno, i'm just gonna gogh
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I wanted to buy the perfect Vincent Van Gogh costume for a Halloween party, but I couldn't find one.

They were all ear-regular.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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How can you describe Vincent van Gogh?

Well, not irresponsible.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Van Gogh's final resting state was in...

Asymmetry

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Van Gogh was always thought to have ADHD

He was only half listening.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What made Vincent Van Gogh such a good friend?

He was willing to lend an ear.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Things come and Gogh
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Vincent Van Gogh walks into a bar...

The bartender asks "want a pint?"

Van Gogh replies "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Van Gogh and his earaser
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrushedPixl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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wow, look at the van gogh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glasstea04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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Vincent's property buying Uncle Donot Pass Gogh.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Do you want me to say my Van Gogh joke? You do? Alright then...

Ear goes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Never posted here before, thought I’d give it a Gogh
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Look at the van Gogh. πŸ˜‚ i.reddituploads.com/30513…
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Told my son that his Van Gogh obsession has gone too far.

But it just goes in one ear and out the same one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Le Gogh
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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I walked into a bar and saw Van Gogh sitting at the end. I shouted β€˜Hey Van do you want a drink?!’

He replied β€˜No thanks, I’ve already got one ear’

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Van Gogh is coming back from a break.

He took an ear off.

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Artist pun thread Gogh!

Doesn't work if you're British because they pronounce it "goff" not "go" but I'll stop being a buzzkill. We need your best artist puns now!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2014
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Mr. Van Gogh, the good news is that you are in excellent health.

Bad News: You have one ear to live.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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How was the review posted right before Van Gogh mutilated himself?

It was sev-ear-ly negative!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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Sure, Van Gogh was a great painter, but he was also a great listener

ear regardless.

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I went to the art museum to see a Van Gogh.

I think it had just delivered a package or something.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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What did Van Gogh say to the haters?

I can't hear you.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2015
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Wow, look at that van gogh! [x-post from r/funny]
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2013
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Van gogh

But where did he go?

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