Why was Van Gogh so depressed?
Because he lent his ear to everyone else's problems.
Vincent Van Goghβs son was a LEGO master. As a test of his skill he was asked...
Can you LEGO an egg Gogh?
I wanted to buy the perfect Vincent Van Gogh costume for a Halloween party, but I couldn't find one.
They were all ear-regular.
How can you describe Vincent van Gogh?
Well, not irresponsible.
Can this be centaured here? I dunno, i'm just gonna gogh
Van Gogh's final resting state was in...
Asymmetry
Van Gogh was always thought to have ADHD
He was only half listening.
What made Vincent Van Gogh such a good friend?
He was willing to lend an ear.
Vincent Van Gogh walks into a bar...
The bartender asks "want a pint?"
Van Gogh replies "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."
How can you spot a fake Van Gogh?
On the back, it'll be labeled "Ear-Regular."
Do you want me to say my Van Gogh joke? You do? Alright then...
Ear goes.
Vincent's property buying Uncle Donot Pass Gogh.
Never posted here before, thought Iβd give it a Gogh
Told my son that his Van Gogh obsession has gone too far.
But it just goes in one ear and out the same one.
Look at the van Gogh. π i.reddituploads.com/30513β¦
I walked into a bar and saw Van Gogh sitting at the end. I shouted βHey Van do you want a drink?!β
He replied βNo thanks, Iβve already got one earβ
Van Gogh is coming back from a break.
He took an ear off.
Mr. Van Gogh, the good news is that you are in excellent health.
Bad News: You have one ear to live.
Van Gogh ipfs.pics/QmUf4SyrpTkzMScβ¦
Artist pun thread Gogh!
Doesn't work if you're British because they pronounce it "goff" not "go" but I'll stop being a buzzkill. We need your best artist puns now!
Sure, Van Gogh was a great painter, but he was also a great listener
ear regardless.
How was the review posted right before Van Gogh mutilated himself?
It was sev-ear-ly negative!
I went to the art museum to see a Van Gogh.
I think it had just delivered a package or something.
What did Van Gogh say to the haters?
I can't hear you.
Wow, look at that van gogh! [x-post from r/funny]
