I created the worldβs first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
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A man stained his vest and took it to the dry cleaners
While the vest was waiting to be cleaned it had a chat with 2 other vests around it
It said β My owner stained me and Iβm scared it wonβt get off
One said βItβs going to be okay no need to worryβ
The other one said β Yeah it happens to the vest of usβ
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Vest ever pun
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To the person who stole my running shoes and reflective vest...
You can run, but you can't hide!
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I was walking up the aisle at my local Home Depot and spotted a cranky looking old man in an orange vest.
βExcuse me, could you help me?β I asked.
He grunted in response, barely looking at me.
βUm, Iβm looking for a way to keep my dogs in my backyard. Do you know where those electric leashes are? Iβm trying to decide if I should try that or just block it off with a fence or something.β
He turned to face me and looked me up and down with disdain, βDo we look like a pet store?β And he turned around and walked away.
I took a fence.
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Life is a Vest
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︎ Oct 17 2019
What do you call a butcher with a vested interest in his store?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
My family all wore vests for the annual family photo day.
It was the vest day ever. Until i had to take mine off. I just wasn't as invested as they were.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
I'm a big fan of sattire comedy.
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Wear a bulletproof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot.
Wear a bullet proof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot.
Ouch
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︎ Aug 21 2019
Why did the jacket win the war against the vest?
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︎ Nov 26 2019
I think they appreciated my vested interest
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︎ Mar 12 2019
What did the police officer tell his belly button?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What do you say to a police officer when he gets on your boat?
Police put on your life vest!
(This is a joke I made up at the age of 6 while on a boat!)
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︎ Oct 07 2020
In'vest'i'gator'
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest
Investigator.
Idk if it was posted I'm new here.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests
I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so I put on one just so I could say "vest day ever" like a million times. Then I took it off just so I could mention that I wasn't as invested as they were
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My wife and kids have all really gotten into this fad of wearing vests every day. I tried it for a little while but gave up on it.
I guess I'm just not that invested
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︎ Jul 29 2019
What does the policeman say to his bellybutton ?
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What do you call an Alligator with a Vest on?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call a alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?
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What do you call an alligator thatβs wearing a vest?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An in-vest-a-gator (investigator)
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an Alligator wearing a vest?
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My wife and kids have all really gotten into this fad of wearing vests every day. I'm not into it though.
I guess I'm just not that invested
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