40 Hilarious Goals Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What is the greatest goal for a cow?

To become outstanding in their field.

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👤︎ u/ImPeeinAndEuropean

📅︎ May 01 2021

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

"He's a keeper"

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Apr 15 2021

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What do you call a woman standing between 2 goal posts?

Annette.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Oct 25 2020

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What do you call basketball goals in Hawaii?

Hula hoops

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👤︎ u/decentname99

📅︎ Feb 11 2021

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If a girl is preventing you from reaching your goal....

Then she's a keeper.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Jan 13 2021

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Sibling goals

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👤︎ u/Devanshi1618

📅︎ Oct 03 2019

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Relationship Goals

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👤︎ u/ineedapapaya

📅︎ Sep 10 2020

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You have to work hard to reach your goals.

After all, not all batboys grow up to become batmen.

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👤︎ u/weird_al_yankee

📅︎ Sep 21 2020

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Marriage goal

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👤︎ u/Yugvijay

📅︎ Apr 29 2020

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The goal of every burglar is a stainless steal.

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👤︎ u/churniglow

📅︎ Jun 01 2020

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At one time, I had a strongly desired goal of owning a plumbing supply company...

I guess it was just a pipe dream.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Apr 30 2020

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Relationship Goals imgflip.com/i/3lwn11

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👤︎ u/nike2022

📅︎ Jan 12 2020

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My goals for the future....

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👤︎ u/my_kneegrows1

📅︎ Oct 01 2019

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Why is the Barcelona goal keeper always cleaning up?

Because his teammate is a little Messi

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👤︎ u/stevehrowe2

📅︎ Mar 04 2020

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Same applies if she stops footballs from going in the goal

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👤︎ u/Doctordoom55

📅︎ Jul 09 2019

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I made it a goal to become a legal citizen of Finland.

And I am not going to quit until I am Finish!

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👤︎ u/jmahler0514

📅︎ Jan 01 2020

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My 2020 New Year's resolution is to finish my 2019 resolution. My goal was to lose 10 lbs.

Only 25 pounds to go!

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👤︎ u/Talon184

📅︎ Jan 02 2020

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Punt or kick the field goal?

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👤︎ u/doghaircut

📅︎ Aug 18 2019

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Relationship Goals

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👤︎ u/Croxsy

📅︎ Feb 23 2018

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#Goals

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👤︎ u/DawnOfArkham

📅︎ Sep 02 2017

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A Buddhist refused anaesthetic during a root canal procedure. His goal?

Transcend dental medication.

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👤︎ u/InfidelCastrato

📅︎ Mar 25 2019

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A writer on The Good Place submitted the following list of restaurant name puns with the script for her episode. It includes gems like "Squab Goals" and "Pie Another Day." twitter.com/meganamram/st…

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👤︎ u/MistakesNeededMaking

📅︎ Sep 09 2018

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My three goals for 2019:

Stop making lists
Learn how to count

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👤︎ u/ScottyUrb

📅︎ Jan 17 2019

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Why does Pepsi always achieve its goals?

It’s soda termined

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👤︎ u/dandan_56

📅︎ Aug 25 2019

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Why doesn’t the blind person have any life goals

He has no one to look up to

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👤︎ u/Life_Sack

📅︎ Apr 29 2019

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My goal was to build a fort for each letter of the alphabet, but I was only able to build the first six.

What’s important is that I made an F Fort.

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👤︎ u/4DimensionalToilet

📅︎ Oct 16 2018

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What do you call 90 year old named Jeremy that's scored 3 goals?

Jerry Hat-Trick

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👤︎ u/NiceHouseGoodTea

📅︎ Jun 22 2019

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I have a goal to stop being over ambitious.

I hope to hit it by tomorrow.

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👤︎ u/battybat05

📅︎ May 06 2019

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Every year, dads hold a competition to see who can make it rain. Their goal is to have someone win 2 years in a row

He would be the reigning Raining champ

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👤︎ u/Clay00000

📅︎ Jun 16 2019

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Bae goals <3

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👤︎ u/backwoodzz

📅︎ Sep 18 2017

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Nice goals

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👤︎ u/cbrownathan

📅︎ Dec 29 2017

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Relationship goals i.reddituploads.com/7a3d8…

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👤︎ u/Mairiphinc

📅︎ Feb 01 2017

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Did you know there’s a middle aged women only activist group who’s goal is to literally stop all men?

They call themselves ‘Menopause.’

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👤︎ u/Tristanio97

📅︎ Jun 22 2018

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I have 3 goals in life

I suck at hockey

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👤︎ u/Kiillerman2

📅︎ Nov 24 2016

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I Asked My Dad What His Goal Was

Response: To live for ever, or die trying.

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👤︎ u/ellgramar

📅︎ May 02 2017

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I finally achived my lifelong goal of climbing to the top of Everest...

But since then it's all been down hill...

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👤︎ u/Spartanyoej

📅︎ Nov 28 2016

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My law professor used to be a field goal kicker in college...

"Me and my buddy were going to go pro but we couldn't play because we had sinus problems....

No one would sign us up."

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👤︎ u/daproudfoot

📅︎ Nov 13 2013

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What do you call a woman standing between two goal posts?

Anette

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👤︎ u/rbatts94

📅︎ Jul 24 2019

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If a girl is preventing you from reaching your goal...

Then she's a keeper.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt

📅︎ Aug 23 2018

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I made it a goal to become a legal citizen of Finland and I’m not gonna quit til I’m Finish

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👤︎ u/jmahler0514

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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