Why couldnt Waldo go to the gym
Because no one would spot him
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︎ Mar 19 2022
Iβm pretty mad with myself, I didnβt go to the gym todayβ¦
That makes 40 years in a row.
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︎ Mar 23 2022
Why don't some couples go to gym?
Becouse some relationships just don't work out.
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︎ Mar 15 2022
Why did the chicken go to the gym?
To build up it's pecs.
(Yes I know it's a groaner, I made it up... Hmm.. Pecs/Pecks? Wasn't sure which is best).
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︎ Feb 12 2022
My usually indifferent friend keeps inviting me to go to the gym with him.
But all he does is shoulder shrugs and itβs starting to feel like itβs just one of his traps.
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︎ Feb 11 2022
I'm against my kids dating someone who doesn't go to the gym
It's because they won't work out
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︎ Nov 04 2021
I can't believe I forgot to go to gym again.
That makes it 4 years now.
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︎ Jul 13 2021
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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︎ Jun 28 2021
I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.
I suppose we aren't gonna work out.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why did the cheese go to the gym?
It wanted to get shredded.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Yo man does your bag go to the gym?
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︎ Jun 23 2018
Why did a car go to the gym?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Why teddy bears don't go to the gym?
They don't wanna get ripped
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︎ Apr 17 2020
If we can go to the gym for body building
Why can't we go to the hospital for anti body building?
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I go to the gym religiously.
About twice a year around the holidays.
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︎ Jul 20 2018
I've been pretty down on myself, I haven't been able to go to the gym.
I'm sure everything will work out.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Why did Satan go to the gym?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me and I didnβt show up.
I hope she gets the message that weβre not working out.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
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︎ Sep 18 2019
I've opened a gym, where the instructors would go from door to door, to tell people about the benefits of joining it.
I've named it Jehovah's Fitness.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Why don't some couple go to gym ?
Because some relationship don't work out
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︎ Dec 09 2019
Why did the owl go to a gym?
Because heβs the stare master.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
That couple is so happy to go to the gym every day.
Looks like their marriage is working out.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Why couples would like to go to Gym together?
Because their relationship doesnβt WORK OUT
(Get this from KISS FM 101.1)
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︎ Aug 22 2019
My son keeps borrowing my work out clothes to go to the gym...
..but now he has squatter's rights.
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︎ Jun 19 2019
Why did the T-Rex only go to the gym once
Because he was DINO-SORE.
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︎ Mar 31 2019
How much does it cost to go to the gym?
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︎ Oct 26 2018
I refuse to go to the gym
I Call it Resistance Training
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︎ Sep 21 2018
I did not go to the gym today...
... because I had a running nose.
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︎ Apr 16 2019
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︎ Mar 27 2014
Why donβt some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships donβt work out.
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︎ Jan 20 2022
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
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︎ Dec 12 2021
Why donβt some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships donβt work out.
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︎ Oct 29 2021
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.
I suppose we aren't gonna work out.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Why did the chicken go to the gym?
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Why donβt some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships donβt work out.
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︎ May 06 2020
Why did the line go to the gym?
Because it wanted to get in shape.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't workout.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Why did the cheddar cheese go to the gym?
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︎ Mar 23 2018
Why is the cheese afraid to go to the gym?
He doesnβt want to get shredded.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
Why donβt some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships donβt work out.
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︎ Jun 05 2019
Why would you go to the gym to work out when you can go to the Paint Store and get "thinner"
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︎ Jan 11 2019
Why did the vampire go to the gym?
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︎ Nov 01 2018
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