Why couldnt Waldo go to the gym

Because no one would spot him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tpatt83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2022
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I’m pretty mad with myself, I didn’t go to the gym today…

That makes 40 years in a row.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CartoonBeardy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2022
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Why don't some couples go to gym?

Becouse some relationships just don't work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmanatxMohd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2022
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Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To build up it's pecs.

(Yes I know it's a groaner, I made it up... Hmm.. Pecs/Pecks? Wasn't sure which is best).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parsnipnose3000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2022
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My usually indifferent friend keeps inviting me to go to the gym with him.

But all he does is shoulder shrugs and it’s starting to feel like it’s just one of his traps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derpy_ninetales
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2022
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I'm against my kids dating someone who doesn't go to the gym

It's because they won't work out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2021
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I can't believe I forgot to go to gym again.

That makes it 4 years now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2021
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

To get better buns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrsupermarket
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.

I suppose we aren't gonna work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Why did the cheese go to the gym?

It wanted to get shredded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobafett01992
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Yo man does your bag go to the gym?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/James-Underwood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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Why did a car go to the gym?

To refine it's ABS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sujan111257
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Why teddy bears don't go to the gym?

They don't wanna get ripped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marakchuja
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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If we can go to the gym for body building

Why can't we go to the hospital for anti body building?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dreizo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I go to the gym religiously.

About twice a year around the holidays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadeauxmarie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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I've been pretty down on myself, I haven't been able to go to the gym.

I'm sure everything will work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j3fangorn88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why did Satan go to the gym?

To get a 666 pack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjgobo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me and I didn’t show up.

I hope she gets the message that we’re not working out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_IT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why did the shellfish go to the gym?

To get stronger mussels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carrocko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I've opened a gym, where the instructors would go from door to door, to tell people about the benefits of joining it.

I've named it Jehovah's Fitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Why don't some couple go to gym ?

Because some relationship don't work out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd_Velociraptor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Why did the owl go to a gym?

Because he’s the stare master.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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That couple is so happy to go to the gym every day.

Looks like their marriage is working out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Why couples would like to go to Gym together?

Because their relationship doesn’t WORK OUT

(Get this from KISS FM 101.1)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marigold_BR1224
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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My son keeps borrowing my work out clothes to go to the gym...

..but now he has squatter's rights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balloonhat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Why did the T-Rex only go to the gym once

Because he was DINO-SORE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DyslexicUpScrew
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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How much does it cost to go to the gym?

80p

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgreenwood95
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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I refuse to go to the gym

I Call it Resistance Training

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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I did not go to the gym today...

... because I had a running nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOlderMonk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Because I go to the gym, I've got all sorts of gains imgur.com/xB8n3yz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WJohan93
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2014
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Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chacham2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KunalMittal_16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2021
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.

I suppose we aren't gonna work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

To get nice buns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To work on his pecks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plebspec
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

It wanted better buns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Why did the line go to the gym?

Because it wanted to get in shape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BartholomewDan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't workout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattt_MSI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

To get bigger buns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smolprincess928
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Why did the cheddar cheese go to the gym?

To get shredded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubSum87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Why is the cheese afraid to go to the gym?

He doesn’t want to get shredded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laedyenvy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Why would you go to the gym to work out when you can go to the Paint Store and get "thinner"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david7494
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Why did the vampire go to the gym?

He wanted to get Buffy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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