He didn’t give a schist.
Fortunately, he got boulder.
As they hit me, I thought, “that’s not gneiss.”
Sometimes I think she takes me for granite.
Gneiss
I'm still andesited.
"That would be...gneiss."
My favorite class is geology. I love that class. Geology rocks.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/8FMv6d1
“Gneiss.”
Unfortunately it was counter-feit. I can't believe I got taken for granite like that.
When we have special promotions, I can make a commercial on the radio that says "don't take this shale for granite!"
Tapping on a rock one of us is resting on or using to tie a shoelace, "You know, some people take this stuff for granite."
Me: That Gneiss
Takes 100 IQ
I said to the foreman, “That sure is a big rock!” “Boulder.” So I stuck out my chest and shouted, “THAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!!”
What a gneiss guy
Because if the are I've got some pretty gneiss ones but most them are schist. If so, I won't take this opportunity for Granite.
your shist at your job but he replied, that's not very gneiss
It was working out pretty well, but then it went downhill.
My sister teaches at a high school for children with learning and behavior disorders, and every year she hosts a skills summer camp.
2015 will be geology-themed, and we need help thinking of a fun name for the camp.
Previous years: 2014 Summer Scenarios: Little Egypt (Egyptian themed) 2013 Summer Scenarios (first year had no kitchy name, but it was zombie-themed)
Potential examples: Stone Throne, Rock Steady, Taken for Granite, etc.
During the live-in camp (boarding school), they'll learn survival/outdoorsmanship skills (fire starting, gardening, canoeing, etc.), and have geologists as guest speakers.
Any high school learning-friendly geology-themed blockbusters would be welcome suggestions, too--but I'll post that for the people over at /r/movies.
Thanks in advance!
Edit: Thanks to everyone who actually gave appropriate suggestions, and high-fives to those who just made rock puns. My sister selected Game of Stones.
He was charged with basalt-and-battery. He was a pretty gneiss guy, I guess we just took him for granite. Pretty schisty for him, though.
"......gneiss guys finish last."
I can remember a few gneiss ones.
Expedite.
...what a gneiss person
We were touring a college and walked by the geology room, it had a bunch of rocks on display.
I muttered "I bet this class rocks"
After we laugh and he punches me, I say "Aw cmon that ones a classic"
He agrees
Then I say "Yeah it was a real gem"
I said "That's gneiss."
(True story)
A: Quartz
Proving once again that gneiss guys finish last.
Because... Gneiss guise Finnish last
"Hey, son, want to hear a joke?" "Sure, dad!" "This rock is gneiss."
