[German] Wenn ist das NunstΓΌck git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmpororJustinian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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My dad just git me with these two

What did the termite say when he walked into a saloon?

"where is the bar tender? "

What did the three legged dog say when he went into the bar?

" I'm looking for the man who shot my paw. "

Edit: hit not git in the title. Too fat of fingers for my phone...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GnarlyMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2015
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Have you ever noticed....

That there are a lot of towns named after their water towers?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berryville_con
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I bought 10 asparagus at the store but when I got home I realized I had 11...

It was just a spare, I guess...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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That was gneiss of him
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distance raptor over time raptor equals...

VELOCIRAPTOR

-heehee physics jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mollywashere318
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What is it called when you witness an act of god in a mirror?

A mirrorcle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarthbane
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What sound does an airplane bouncing up and down in turbulence make?

Boeing Boeing Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erebus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Scientifically accurate puns
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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought: "Well this changes everything!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hakced
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Maybe the Best Dad Jokester Ever. R.I.P. John Witherspoon

On Oct. 29, 2019, the world lost a legend. Esteemed actor and comedian, John "Pops" Witherspoon, passed away at the age of 77. After making his acting debut on The Richard Pryor Show in 1977, Witherspoon starred in cultural classics like Good Times, House Party, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Bebe's Kids, Boomerang, Soul Plane, I Got the Hook-Up, The Wayans Bros, all three of the revered Friday movies and many more. https://4ormypeople.com/mood/2019/10/30/rip-john-pops-witherspoon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yadadameannn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What did one gamer say to the other in the bath?

Git gud scrub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Castles

My brother and I were told we'd become lords of castles when my father passed. The mischievous old git was true to his word: my brother is now lord of a bouncy castle, and I rule a fairy-tale castle.

He feels let down, but I'm made up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clothesbootsmyrrh
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Why did the man get a dachshund?

Because someone told him to "git along, little doggy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dthapa1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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There was a kidnapping at my school

Lazy git.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slybob
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