Gilds Puns

A list of puns related to "Gilds"

I excitedly entered r/lounge after receiving my first gilding.

It was a golden opportunity.

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👤︎ u/mittenshape
📅︎ May 02 2019
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And it's gilded, too... imgur.com/YGxhqea
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👤︎ u/AnoruleA
📅︎ Nov 19 2013
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My dad stepped on a drill bit. He was gilded by this response.

http://imgur.com/tSpaVNE

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👤︎ u/Mighty_Bruce
📅︎ May 17 2017
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I was gonna give archery a shot

But theres too many drawbacks

Edit: Heckin thanks for the platinum!!!

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👤︎ u/Demarcus-Xavier
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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I was just gilded for a dad joke

There was a video of a bunch of high schoolers dancing on a stage which collapsed. In the comments I just said "The kids are all alright... they're just going through a stage.". People responded with more puns and calling me dad, and one person gilded me.

Success?

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👤︎ u/dangoodspeed
📅︎ Apr 24 2015
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I'm still torturing my daughter with awful jokes

http://imgur.com/a/fKQmM

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👤︎ u/geoffevans
📅︎ Nov 04 2016
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Where do crayons go for vacation?

Colorado.

(My 8 year old just made it up)

Edit: Thank you for the gilding, she's super happy about this all. You folks are too kind.

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👤︎ u/Megaseth
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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My therapist said I was in denial, but I refuse to believe that.
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👤︎ u/HowManyMonkeys
📅︎ May 26 2018
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South for the winter

Any time we'd see birds flying in a V formation, my dad would say "Any time you see birds flying like that, one line is always longer than the other. Know why that is?" me - "Why?" "Because there are more birds in that line."

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👤︎ u/awkwardblunder
📅︎ Feb 10 2014
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