I tried online dating in Japan but I kept getting ghosted whenever plans were made to meet up in person.
I gave up after several weeks of back-to-back cancel Asians.
This is my first comic so I hope it doesn't get ghosted
What happened to the book that got ghosted?
[request] gay ghost puns
Or gay+haunted house
Or really anything gay+spoopy topic
Why are there no good Halloween jokes?
Good ghost puns are scarce.
Where do ghosts buy their food? 🤔
At the ghost-ery store .. 😅👻
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Contrary to popular belief, it's not actually ice scream. It's actually terror-misu.
I think my house is haunted by the ghost of a chicken.
I may have a poltrygeist.
My dad jokes and ghosts have a lot in common.
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
Because they need some boos
Did you hear about the ghost that got arrested?
He was charged for possession.
Why did the Ghosts go into rehab?
Because they were addicted to boos.
Why did the ghost go to the Halloween party?
Never try to out drink a ghost
They can really handle their booze
for context, there is a sabaton song called ghost division
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Why was the ghost so tired?
He worked the graveyard shift.
I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor
At first I was afraid; I was petrified
I tell ya, hiring that ghost was the best decision I've made in a while
Not only does he prefer to work graveyard shift, but he's sure got spirit, too
My family called me crazy for wanting to take a job as a ghost...
If only they could see me now
People don't talk about ghosts these days....
That topic is so dead.....
Why doesn't a ghost ship ever fly full sail?
Because it only has a skeleton crew.
Why do ghosts use elevators?
I don’t trust ghosts.
I can see right through them.
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them
What does a ghost of Christmas past never get?
My roommate says our apartment is haunted by ghosts.
But I've never seen any ghosts, and I've lived in this apartment for over a century.
Why did the ghost speak Latin?
BECAUSE ITS A DEAD LANGUAGE!!
I think my new girlfriend is a ghost.
I had my suspicion the moment she walked through the door.
why are ghosts bad at telling jokes?
Because their jokes are transparent.
What's the best place in the house to hide from ghosts?
What did the bartender say to the ghost?
What do you call it when a ghost hides in a chicken?
Whatdo you call getting killed by a ghost?
What Social Media do ghosts use?
Where do ghosts like to shop at?
What do you call an old ghost?
I like to decorate ghosts with sequins for Halloween…
Did you hear about the Egyptian ghosts that haunt the river?
What is a ghost's favorite food?
What do you call a ghost that's always balanced?
What kind of mistakes does a ghost make?
What is a ghost's favorite meal?
What was the skinny ghost's favorite type of math?
Why did the ghost get arrested?
Why did the ghost go inside the bar?
Why was the ghost hungover?
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