I tried online dating in Japan but I kept getting ghosted whenever plans were made to meet up in person.
I gave up after several weeks of back-to-back cancel Asians.
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οΈ Sep 14 2022
This is my first comic so I hope it doesn't get ghosted
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οΈ May 31 2020
What happened to the book that got ghosted?
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οΈ Nov 05 2019
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οΈ Sep 15 2013
[request] gay ghost puns
Or gay+haunted house
Or really anything gay+spoopy topic
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οΈ Feb 02 2019
Ghost Puns
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οΈ Apr 03 2019
Why are there no good Halloween jokes?
Good ghost puns are scarce.
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οΈ Oct 26 2015
Where do ghosts buy their food? π€
At the ghost-ery store .. π
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οΈ Aug 27 2022
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Contrary to popular belief, it's not actually ice scream. It's actually terror-misu.
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οΈ Aug 28 2022
I think my house is haunted by the ghost of a chicken.
I may have a poltrygeist.
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οΈ Jul 18 2022
My dad jokes and ghosts have a lot in common.
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οΈ Aug 22 2022
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
Because they need some boos
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οΈ Sep 05 2022
Did you hear about the ghost that got arrested?
He was charged for possession.
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οΈ Aug 20 2022
Why did the Ghosts go into rehab?
Because they were addicted to boos.
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οΈ Sep 12 2022
Why did the ghost go to the Halloween party?
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οΈ Aug 27 2022
Never try to out drink a ghost
They can really handle their booze
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οΈ Aug 30 2022
for context, there is a sabaton song called ghost division
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οΈ Sep 02 2022
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
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οΈ Aug 21 2022
Why was the ghost so tired?
He worked the graveyard shift.
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οΈ Jul 30 2022
I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor
At first I was afraid; I was petrified
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οΈ Jul 14 2022
I tell ya, hiring that ghost was the best decision I've made in a while
Not only does he prefer to work graveyard shift, but he's sure got spirit, too
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οΈ May 12 2022
My family called me crazy for wanting to take a job as a ghost...
If only they could see me now
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οΈ Sep 12 2022
People don't talk about ghosts these days....
That topic is so dead.....
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οΈ Aug 16 2022
Why doesn't a ghost ship ever fly full sail?
Because it only has a skeleton crew.
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οΈ Sep 12 2022
Why do ghosts use elevators?
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οΈ Aug 18 2022
I donβt trust ghosts.
I can see right through them.
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οΈ Sep 08 2022
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them
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οΈ Aug 18 2022
What does a ghost of Christmas past never get?
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οΈ Aug 31 2022
My roommate says our apartment is haunted by ghosts.
But I've never seen any ghosts, and I've lived in this apartment for over a century.
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οΈ Jun 11 2022
Why did the ghost speak Latin?
BECAUSE ITS A DEAD LANGUAGE!!
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οΈ Aug 24 2022
I think my new girlfriend is a ghost.
I had my suspicion the moment she walked through the door.
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οΈ Jun 13 2022
why are ghosts bad at telling jokes?
Because their jokes are transparent.
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οΈ Aug 15 2022
What's the best place in the house to hide from ghosts?
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οΈ Jul 21 2022
What did the bartender say to the ghost?
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οΈ Jul 08 2022
What do you call it when a ghost hides in a chicken?
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οΈ Aug 25 2022
Whatdo you call getting killed by a ghost?
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οΈ Jun 16 2022
What Social Media do ghosts use?
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οΈ Aug 05 2022
Where do ghosts like to shop at?
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οΈ Jul 22 2022
What do you call an old ghost?
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οΈ Aug 17 2022
I like to decorate ghosts with sequins for Halloweenβ¦
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οΈ Aug 13 2022
Did you hear about the Egyptian ghosts that haunt the river?
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οΈ Aug 15 2022
What is a ghost's favorite food?
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οΈ Jul 22 2022
What do you call a ghost that's always balanced?
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Aug 13 2022
What kind of mistakes does a ghost make?
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οΈ Jun 28 2022
What is a ghost's favorite meal?
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οΈ Jun 22 2022
What was the skinny ghost's favorite type of math?
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οΈ Aug 01 2022
Why did the ghost get arrested?
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οΈ Sep 01 2022
Why did the ghost go inside the bar?
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οΈ Aug 14 2022
Why was the ghost hungover?
ποΈ 25
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οΈ Jun 29 2022
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