I tried online dating in Japan but I kept getting ghosted whenever plans were made to meet up in person.

I gave up after several weeks of back-to-back cancel Asians.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2022
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This is my first comic so I hope it doesn't get ghosted
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pixel_bat
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2020
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What happened to the book that got ghosted?

He was left unread.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ReallyBadGamer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2019
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Ghost Pun Joke; YouTube channel just about Puns youtube.com/watch?v=qkhOe…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/infiniteknight32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2013
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[request] gay ghost puns

Or gay+haunted house Or really anything gay+spoopy topic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MetaDiint
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2019
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Ghost Puns
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheInfernoCheese
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2019
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Why are there no good Halloween jokes?

Good ghost puns are scarce.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nonsenseofsight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2015
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Where do ghosts buy their food? πŸ€”

At the ghost-ery store .. πŸ˜…πŸ‘»

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vickiluna69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2022
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What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Contrary to popular belief, it's not actually ice scream. It's actually terror-misu.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HeroDoggo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2022
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I think my house is haunted by the ghost of a chicken.

I may have a poltrygeist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CoryEagles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2022
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My dad jokes and ghosts have a lot in common.

They get a lot of boos.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2022
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Why did the ghost go into the bar?

Because they need some boos

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Floh2802
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2022
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Did you hear about the ghost that got arrested?

He was charged for possession.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DarksidedCookies
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2022
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Why did the Ghosts go into rehab?

Because they were addicted to boos.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yeahboyyyydbdjfjnsjz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2022
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Why did the ghost go to the Halloween party?

For the boos.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/This_is_fine0_0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2022
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Never try to out drink a ghost

They can really handle their booze

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlayboyCG
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2022
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for context, there is a sabaton song called ghost division
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Just_A_Doggo1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02 2022
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?

The BOOhamas!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigjoe1037
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2022
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Why was the ghost so tired?

He worked the graveyard shift.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kevindavis338
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30 2022
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I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor

At first I was afraid; I was petrified

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RandomRedditDude26
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2022
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I tell ya, hiring that ghost was the best decision I've made in a while

Not only does he prefer to work graveyard shift, but he's sure got spirit, too

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAZCatMan
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2022
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My family called me crazy for wanting to take a job as a ghost...

If only they could see me now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aLLcAPSiNVERSED
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2022
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People don't talk about ghosts these days....

That topic is so dead.....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sofuhkingtired
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2022
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Why doesn't a ghost ship ever fly full sail?

Because it only has a skeleton crew.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Puppy-Zwolle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2022
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Why do ghosts use elevators?

to lift their spirits.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2022
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I don’t trust ghosts.

I can see right through them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Klutzy-Ring9073
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2022
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Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Your_royalshyness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2022
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What does a ghost of Christmas past never get?

A present.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2022
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My roommate says our apartment is haunted by ghosts.

But I've never seen any ghosts, and I've lived in this apartment for over a century.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2022
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Why did the ghost speak Latin?

BECAUSE ITS A DEAD LANGUAGE!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thirsty_pretzels_073
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2022
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I think my new girlfriend is a ghost.

I had my suspicion the moment she walked through the door.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2022
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why are ghosts bad at telling jokes?

Because their jokes are transparent.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coolguy64p
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2022
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What's the best place in the house to hide from ghosts?

The living room.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/devilwaldo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2022
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What did the bartender say to the ghost?

No more boo's for you!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr-Ao
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08 2022
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What do you call it when a ghost hides in a chicken?

Poultry guised

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maninmotion1876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2022
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Whatdo you call getting killed by a ghost?

Awkward

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fire_AIone1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2022
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What Social Media do ghosts use?

Facespook

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mal221
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2022
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Where do ghosts like to shop at?

Boo-tiques

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/razor10000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2022
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What do you call an old ghost?

A booooooomer

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MaybeAnonymousDev
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2022
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I like to decorate ghosts with sequins for Halloween…

I’m a boodazzler!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/portmaster1000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2022
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Did you hear about the Egyptian ghosts that haunt the river?

They're in deNile.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Iswitt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2022
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What is a ghost's favorite food?

Ghoul-ash.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simple_oversight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2022
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What do you call a ghost that's always balanced?

A spirit level.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Illogical_Fallacy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2022
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What kind of mistakes does a ghost make?

A Boo Boo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kevindavis338
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28 2022
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What is a ghost's favorite meal?

Ghoulash.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bills_and_Thrills17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2022
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What was the skinny ghost's favorite type of math?

Boo-lean algebra

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emptyhusk254
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01 2022
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Why did the ghost get arrested?

For possession

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2022
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Why did the ghost go inside the bar?

For the boos.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2022
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Why was the ghost hungover?

It was from all the boos

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2022
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