Can't afford my daughter's college tuition so I'm planning a heist. My getaway driver is a best selling author.

He really knows how to book it

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📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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Why did the elephant make a terribly slow getaway driver?

His trunk was filled with water.

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📅︎ Nov 09 2016
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A putter and a #4 iron rob a bank, who is waiting out in the car?

The getaway driver.

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📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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