A list of puns related to "Inchoate Offence"
Bit of a knowledge question. Has any one used the replacements for the incitement offence, I. E. Encourage someone to commit said offence. S45-49 of serious crimes act I believe. If so, can you give me an example of when the encouragement has been presented and what constituted the actual encouragement.
Alternatively, if anyone can tell me about how they have issued a s172 verbal notice to identify the driver that'd be great too. I've never done it but want to use it if appropriate. If the occupants of the car subsequently refuse details I assume you'd arrest for the notice offence rather than obstruction? Even if they don't have a driving licence.
words
beleaguered - in a difficult situation
shambolic - unorganized
insouciant - casual lack of concern
precarious - uncertain of situation, dependent on chance
peripatetic/itinerant - traveling from place to place for short intervals
curmudgeon - angry person, especially old
brusque - abrupt saying leading to appear rude
obsequious - obedient
proselytize - convert or attempt to convert to another religion
conciliatory - making peace with
exaltation - the act of elevate someone to rank or power
affront - an action or remark that causes outrage or offence
edifice - a large imposing building
fortuitous - happening by chance rather than intention
churlish - rude and unmannered
heretic - a person who differs in opinion from religious dogma
ostensible - stated to be true, but in reality may or may not
incendiary - tending to stir up conflict
parsimonious - stingy/not giving/miser
plastic - changing/adaptable
revelry - lively and noisy festivities, alcoholism
carousing - partying especially drinking alcohol
indulgent - overreadiness for charity
languish - lose vitality, grow weak
galvanize - shock or excitation
buoyed - keep afloat
scrupulous - thorough and extremely attentive to details
conjecture - an opinion formed based on incomplete info
foment - instigate
bellicose, belligerent - demonstrating aggression and willingness to fight
logorrhea - outpour of words
dementia - crazy
galling - annoying
perfunctory - carrying out an action without interest or effort
irate - feeling or characterized by great anger
sanguine - optimistic or positive
cursory - done in a superficial manner
beguile - charm and enchant
abhorrent - causing or deserving a strong dislike or hatred
untramelled - not restricted or hampered
conducive - making a situation or outcome likey, possible
inimical - tending to obstruct or harm
emancipate - to free from someone's restraint or power
mendacious - lying
machinating - scheming
mollify/ placate - appease someone's anger
sporadic - inconsistent
shirk - neglect/avoid
protean - versatile
imperiled - put at risk of being harmed
facile - superficial
histrionic - theatrical, dramatic
erudite - having or showing great knowledge of learning
debonair - confident , stylish, charming
precocious - exceptionally early in development
opulence - ostentatiously expensive and costly
temerity - excessive confidence or boldness
discern - recognise or find out
commensurate - to be in proportion of degr
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Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
..... Will get a reward.
Because they work on many levels
Well, toucan play at that game.
Argon does not react.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
Japan.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
and not:
Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
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