Now, I have back issues.
It was a document-tree.
But they have one downside.
My dad: "I wonder what it is about water that makes people so dishonest?"
Me: Did you know the one of the lead photographers at NG tamed a bear and had him as best man at his wedding
Dad: Did he do a speech or just play the Bear-Necessities
Me - "Alaska"
There's Norway I'd go Oslo that.
Ps: Sorry, I was a Lillehammer'd when I thought of this.
Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough. Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes !
My family was driving past where they bottle Arrowhead water, and I saw a sign that we were by the Inyo mountains.
I explained to my family that the back of the mountain was on the other side, and this was the Inyo Face.
Total silence for 10 miles.
This morning, Wife was looking at pictures of my sister on her honeymoon and remarked, "Oh my God, these pictures of Greece are so beautiful."
"Yeah," I replied. "Did you know French Fries were first made there?"
"What?"
"Yup, French Fries were made in Greece."
She did not deign to reply.
Teacher: "Does anyone know what molds and stuff can be found in various locations?"
Me: "Well I'm a fungi, and I'm usually here in Colorado."
I work as a Geographic Info Systems Analyst and majored in Geography. My boss asks me to make a map for him that'll show some railroad data, etc. After he explained the project he says "hey guys thanks a lot. You guy are special.....no wait, you're spatial!"
because he was a bad conductor.
Igloos it together.
I'll even submit it to National Geographic, they'll give me a full-page spread.
Apparently, when asked if they'd buy any of the renowned group's albums, a Swede wouldn't. But, a Norwegian would.
EDITED for geographical nomenclature.
So my step dad, mother, and I are on our way home from a pint night tonight when we got onto the conversation of twins. I was going back and forth with my mom, who as a nurse was giving insightful comments on the subject. My step dad quips in and asks if there's any specific parts of the US that are prone to fraternal or identical twins. We both are kinda confused for a second, and my mom says it's not a geographical thing but genetics. He then says he would have thought Minnesota would have been the place. I lost my shit. My mom was confused until she realized it was a baseball dadjoke.
