What's the difference between going out with a Geologist and a Geographer?

One rocks, the other will give you the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0NSTER4242
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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My boss got me with a geographer jokes today

I work as a Geographic Info Systems Analyst and majored in Geography. My boss asks me to make a map for him that'll show some railroad data, etc. After he explained the project he says "hey guys thanks a lot. You guy are special.....no wait, you're spatial!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tamumike3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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Do you think your wife likes geographical puns?

Me - "Alaska"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/debroyd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Geographical puns are below me.

There's Norway I'd go Oslo that.

Ps: Sorry, I was a Lillehammer'd when I thought of this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/remixclashes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I hurt myself while stacking up all my old National Geographics ...

Now, I have back issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterBigDude
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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This was a National Geographic Cover
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πŸ‘€︎ u/queenlechat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Can i get geographically punnier then this

Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough. Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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I watched a program on National Geographic, where they showed a huge plant which had grown papers instead of leaves.

It was a document-tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Geographical Dad Joke

My family was driving past where they bottle Arrowhead water, and I saw a sign that we were by the Inyo mountains.

I explained to my family that the back of the mountain was on the other side, and this was the Inyo Face.

Total silence for 10 miles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bposert
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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Cliffs are my favorite geographic formation.

But they have one downside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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It's punday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyYoda
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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National Geographic: "Nearly 3/4 of our planet lies underwater"

My dad: "I wonder what it is about water that makes people so dishonest?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CptGurney
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2015
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Geographically dad-joked my wife

This morning, Wife was looking at pictures of my sister on her honeymoon and remarked, "Oh my God, these pictures of Greece are so beautiful."

"Yeah," I replied. "Did you know French Fries were first made there?"

"What?"

"Yup, French Fries were made in Greece."

She did not deign to reply.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanman1975
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2014
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Learning about geographical disease distribution.

Teacher: "Does anyone know what molds and stuff can be found in various locations?"

Me: "Well I'm a fungi, and I'm usually here in Colorado."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420boobs69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2016
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National Geographic

Me: Did you know the one of the lead photographers at NG tamed a bear and had him as best man at his wedding

Dad: Did he do a speech or just play the Bear-Necessities

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuclearNoodle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2015
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A conductor kissed a girl in his bus, police took the conductor to jail and gave him electric shocks but it had no effect. Why?

because he was a bad conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JingaLaLahuu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialdavid1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Finally found a good post for this sub Reddit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dillsey11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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I'm going to start a photo essay entitled "Images Of A Jar Of Peanut Butter In Unusual Locations"

I'll even submit it to National Geographic, they'll give me a full-page spread.

bonus peanut butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Did you hear that they've been having trouble selling Beatles albums in some Scandinavian countries?

Apparently, when asked if they'd buy any of the renowned group's albums, a Swede wouldn't. But, a Norwegian would.

EDITED for geographical nomenclature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JudithLight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2015
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(step)Dadjoke tonight

So my step dad, mother, and I are on our way home from a pint night tonight when we got onto the conversation of twins. I was going back and forth with my mom, who as a nurse was giving insightful comments on the subject. My step dad quips in and asks if there's any specific parts of the US that are prone to fraternal or identical twins. We both are kinda confused for a second, and my mom says it's not a geographical thing but genetics. He then says he would have thought Minnesota would have been the place. I lost my shit. My mom was confused until she realized it was a baseball dadjoke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jahlovelol
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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