Geography puns

What city never stops moving? >Rome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/502323
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Geography pun request!!

Me and my band are all studying Geography at uni, and we want a name that is a geography pun... but not just about countries. It could be a play on the word "Geography", or something related to the subject. Help please!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicEllz
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Need a pun for a name with geography, world locations, etc.

Some friends and I are in a group message with all our names as geography puns, like Anna Montanta, etc. One guy, Joey, also goes by Joe needs one. We've all out our heads together but who other than Reddit to come up with the best one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thinking_too_hard
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Not sure if my girlfriend knows any geography ...

... But Alaska

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
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My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.

This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyCamoCat738
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Geography!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Young6138
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Geology rocks but geography is where it's at
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tempsilon
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A geology/geography/aerodynamics study that a sandstorm in Africa can blow sand and dust as far as to even Florida

So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa

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Yay- more geography!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Young6138
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you and me got a whole lot of geography
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra_meme101
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The first day of school, I signed up for English, Math, Science, and Geography.

The rest, as they say, is History.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, β€œGive me all your money or you’re geography!”

The teller replies, β€œDon’t you mean history?”

The robber says, β€œDon’t change the subject!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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In light of recent geography humor imgur.com/SyxBp5M
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaraBayou
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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What did the student say to the geography teacher

Kenya please stop!

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Geography
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bfb95
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Geology rocks and all but Geography is where it’s at

I’m sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImmDxniel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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geology totally rocks but geography is where it’s at

i’m new to this subreddit πŸƒπŸ½β€β™€οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylopotato
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A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. β€œWhat is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.

The native student answers β€œCleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers β€œIt’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
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I was doing a Geography test before dinner...

I was China focus, but was too Hungary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lon3ly4sian
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I was upset in front of my geography teacher because I couldn't find a stream of water that flowed into the Sea of Azol

He said "Crimea River."

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Wanna hear a geography joke?

Nevermind, you had to be there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kweefkween
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Son doing his Geography homework...

Son: Dad, where's the Andes? Dad: At the end of your armies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
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For years I've been doing drugs rather than studying geography, and now I'm gonna go cold tunisia.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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I like geography.

You know where you stand with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cuspy_Rucus
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Geography majors are all over the map.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
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Need some help, I want to give my geography teacher a leaving present and she's always loved puns. Can you guys come up with any geography themed puns? There are no good ones elsewhere..

Preferably something physical related, not so much to do with place names or anything like that, but if they're funny enough and not to niche I don't see why not! Thanks I really appreciate it! ^you ^guys ^are ^the ^best

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamLamb
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Are you into geography?

Cos Djibouti small butt so beautiful(ο½₯ΰΈ΄Ο‰ο½₯ΰΈ΄)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greater_Logic
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I warned one of my students not to study geography around Thanksgiving.

He might end up Hungary for Turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAdamH
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Dadjoked my geography teacher today...

We were talking about how in London, there are congestion charges and the parking is super expensive so electricians often hire a driver because it ends up cheaper than paying the other charges.

I said "Trust an electrician to find the path of least resistance."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genericnewaccount
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Geography lessons are great.

They're world class.

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My nephew had a tough geography question

Nephew: Where is Indonesia located?

Me: Right next to Outdonesia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peengwen
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When my dad was quizing me on Geography: Which US state is round on the sides and high in the middle?

OHIO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlayerJB
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My geography teacher is a dad.

Teacher: Which is larger, the North or South Pole?

Student: South?

Teacher: Wrong! The North Pole is in the Arctic. The South is in the ANT-Arctic.

Student: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matraxia
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Geography dad joke overheard at chipotle.

What state is high in the middle and round at the ends?

Ohio.

His chuckle was so pleased.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x0darap
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My gf was thinking about taking a minor in geography. I was knocking them out of the park.

"I was thinking about trying out a geography minor."

"Oh really? What makes you want to head in that direction." - Pun one she doesn't acknowledge

"I don't know I just find it interesting. I think I'd like to try human geography."

"Oh really? My cousin told me he took physical geography and said it rocks." - She pauses and stares at me with an unimpressed face, but reluctantly continues

"No I think people geography would be more my style."

"Ya I can see that. You're much more of a people person." - Her eyes flare as it's obvious shes holding back a bellowing guffaw

"We're done here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RepostFrom4chan
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I'm not a dad, but a Geography teacher.

I stole it from the Simpsons, but when I pull up a U.S.map, which is a lot I proceed to say: "new mexico? What was so wrong with the old one?"

And I do the "eh?! eh?!" pointing at old mexico and new mexico.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonsterIt
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Geography with dad

Years ago, when I had to memorize the countries and capitals of the world for middle school social studies, my dad was helping me study. He tried to come up with a jingle, rhyme, or memory trick for all the ones I was having trouble with. His trick for remembering that Doha is the capital of Qatar was "Doha know how to play the Qatar?" (Don't you know how to play the guitar?). It was so hilariously bad that we still laugh about it whenever Qatar comes up in the news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chasethelight
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Pizza Geography

I asked an American friend if Hawaiian pizzas are actually popular in Hawaii. Alas, dad was quicker and reminded me that any type of pizza in Hawaii is Hawaiian, obviously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluesdude
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I am nor sure my sister knows any geography...

But Alaska.

not**

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7
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Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliDrInferno
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Geology rocks but geography is where it's at.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinitymann
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Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at.
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Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at.
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