They’re almost never true.
...but all brooms are pretty much the same.
Tanks for that.
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
because the sith only deal in absolutes
In his Sleevies!
But I have no idea how to tell if a lemon is in a relationship or not
But puns about the eye are cornea.
Son: Dad, there's a hole in your t-shirt. Me: I know, it's my religious t-shirt. Son: gives me a blank look Me: It's holy!
I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!
It's a Kitchy-Kitchy Koo
Because the chicken had the day off.
Neither my wife or I have any idea where she heard this. And she isn’t divulging her sources. Hilarious.
Edit: The first joke she’s told in general. And happened to be a dad joke. :-)
I am only cleared for leiutenant labor.
...but zoo are a sick park!
He was scared of defeat
When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor
It's like he blew up overnight.
... General Lee speaking.
I said, “That’s a sweeping generalization.”
He hit him with "Ja-Pan"
Why are Santas reindeer generally drenched with water?
Because they are rain-deer.
Why did Santa have to visit the psychologist?
He had low elf esteem.
Why are Christmas trees so uncoordinated when it comes to sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a hungry mosquito?
Frostbite
What did Adam say to Eve on the night before Christmas day?
It's Christmas Eve!
He was working fourarms.
It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.
His Leggies.
Sorry, wrong sub.
But that's just generally speaking.
It's alright.
In his sleevies..
His armies!
In his sleevies.
In his sleevies.
Up their sleevies.
In his sleevies
In his sleevies.
In his sleevies
In his sleevies.
In his sleevies
