Where does a General keep his armies?
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Why are the prisons in Conneticut generally better?
Because they have con etiquette.
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Whatβs and Army generalβs favorite day of the year?
MARCH FOURTH!
Happy March 4th everyone.
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What do you call a computer with generalized anxiety disorder?
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I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...
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Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?
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What does a dyslexic war general use for his bad breath?
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What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
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What did the soldier say to General Sherman when he was asked to do something
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Sturgeon Generalβs Warning
βPlease donβt eat caviarβitβs our children!β
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Why are Northern people generally more rich?
Because there are so many snow banks around
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General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
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What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
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Tag-und Nacht
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do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?
because the sith only deal in absolutes
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I've never had good luck with Civil War jokes
People don't general lee find them funny
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Meditate on it
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What do you call a fly with no wings??
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Where does the army get it's higher up officers?
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Puns about the body are generally corny,
But puns about the eye are cornea.
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My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery store
But I have no idea how to tell if a lemon is in a relationship or not
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I just got promoted to general manager at the aquarium!
I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!
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︎ May 27 2020
Who always wins at the army quiz nights?
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Today I tried to get a job at a general labor temp agency but was told I didn't qualify.
I am only cleared for leiutenant labor.
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General Kitchy-Kitchy just led a military coup!
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It's weird how nobody knew who the Iranian general Soleimani was a few days ago...
It's like he blew up overnight.
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I like parks in general...
...but zoo are a sick park!
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︎ Jun 10 2020
I work in a manufacturing mill. It's crazy how many General contractors you see
When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor
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What did the general say to their troops?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Did you hear about the army general who retreated from an army wearing sandals?
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Where did the general keep his armies?
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Where does a General keep his Armies?
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What did the general have up his sleeves
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Where do Generals keep their armies?
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Where did the General put this Armies?
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Where does a General put his armies?
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