Luke I am your fodder
He's tragically malicious.
I'd say it's Tso-Tso at best
March 4th!
(I'm thrilled that I remembered to post this on the one day per year that it makes sense. Thank you for indulging me.)
Take it with a grain assault.
They really like being in Commando
Especially if they have a great cast.
It’s just a blanket statement.
In his sleevies.
Napoleon Blown Apart.
So they can chew out the Colonels.
John Wickipedia
They accidentally launched an ICBM. ❄️💩🚽
However, some critics say that it needed a little less conversation and a little more action
To shave his privates
I gave him a salute.
The Sturgeon General
2 billion Chinese can't be Wong.
Source: some ancient dude hanging around outside the physical therapy office, looking at pamphlets.
Jokes about eyes though are even cornea.
It's the short, stubby one.
General Custer stopped killing Indians 140 years ago.
...people generally don't notice when musical instruments are randomly inserted into sentences.
The Air Force General says to the others, "I am proud to lead some of the bravest Airmen in the world. Watch this." He looks out the window and sees a passing Airman. "Hey, Airman!" he shouts, "see that shed? Inside is a nest of rattlesnakes. I want you to kill one for me!"
"Yes, sir!" the Airman shouts and runs off to get a long pole. Using the pole, he beats a rattlesnake to death and pulls it out. "See?" the Air Force General says, "bravery."
"Hah, that's nothing!" says the Marine General, "watch this. Hey, Marine!" he yells out the window at a passing Marine, "see that shed? Inside is a nest of rattlesnakes. Kill 2 of them for me!"
"Aye, sir!" yells the Marine and he charges in, grabbing 2 rattlesnakes and strangling them to death with his bare hands. "See?" the Marine General says, "bravery."
"Hah, that's nothing!" says the Army General, "watch this. Hey, Soldier!" he yells out the window at a passing Soldier, "see that shed? Inside is a nest of rattlesnakes. Kill 3 of them for me!"
"Fuck no, sir! I'm not doing that shit!" yells the Soldier. "See?" the Army General says, "bravery."
Essentially, this idea for a joke came to me recently, which was a play on words. A two story building - that means it has multiple floors, OR, if it's taken literally, has two mental stories, which could be linked to schzofrenia.
In other words, a house with more floors than one has schizofrenia. That's the general idea. But I struggled to build a joke around that. So, jokers of r/dadjokes, I raise you this challenge!
I have no idea what the reception to this post will be, but keep in mind it's just supposed to be a fun experiment.
but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Glucose Guardian!
Had this thought in the shower, but someone in r/showerthoughts thought it should live here
"Lettuce give Tanks"
General Waste
"Copy that, Snipers Nightmare" I said
Thanks but no tanks.
GENERAL KENOBI
You ARE a bold one.
“Thank you, sir!”
The King says: “Yes I agree, the workers are revolting.”
You can catch him under the name Grandmaster Bath.
In his sleevies
In his sleevies!
In his sleevies
Cornea
In his sleevies!
But puns about the eyes are even cornea.
In his sleevies
