Gemstones Puns

A list of puns related to "Gemstones"

If the leaning tower of Pisa was a gemstone, what formation would it be?

Crystal-lean.

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👤︎ u/Agilitywheelbarrow
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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The carat, a unit of mass for gemstones, and a measurement of purity for gold, takes its name from the Greek word for a carob seed from the Legume family.

No wonder they are called the Pirates of the Carob Bean.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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My grandfather keeps telling us that when he dies, we should try to convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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