Garden City Puns

A list of puns related to "Garden City"

What do you call a garden gnome that migrates to the city?

A metrognome.

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👤︎ u/x4candles
📅︎ Jun 17 2021
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Went to visit my brother in the city and noticed he had cute little statues in his garden that lit up and moved around with the music he had piped out there.

He said they were metro gnomes.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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