A list of puns related to "Empire State Build"
Actually, they all can. Buildings don't jump at all.
He yells,β Donβt do it, you have too much potentialβ
Thatβs wrong on so many levels.
Any dog, because building canβt jump.
(Heard this a long time ago canβt remember where.)
How are you doing? Optimist: so far so good
He commited sewercide
If you go to New York and punch the Empire State Building, then according to Newton's third law of dynamics...
The Empire strikes back
A young lady had a problem because this other gal looked almost exactly like her, but had a nasty vocabulary. Nobody wanted to be around her anymore because the foul-mouthed girl really harmed her reputation.
So the lady in question decided to push the foul-mouthed look-alike off of the top roof of the Empire State Building. However, after doing this, she was soon arrested. Guess what she was charged with?
Making an obscene clone fall.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building. He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Of course it can! A building canβt jump at all!
They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!
Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
He yells: βDon't jump! You have so much potential!β
Of course, the Empire State Building canβt jump.
"Don't do it!!" he yelled. "You have so much potential!"
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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