Guy Fury
πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Evansonly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
🚨︎ report
Nck Fury
πŸ‘︎ 43
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/OTG_SLAYA
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
🚨︎ report
Que es un oso enojado?

Un furiOSO

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/unsavorytattoos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
🚨︎ report
Hell hath no fury like...
πŸ‘︎ 88
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/petey_empty
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2014
🚨︎ report
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on

They call me Dyson Fury

πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Barderz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
🚨︎ report
My wife yelled at me after I ate all of our English pastries

Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
🚨︎ report
Dadjoked while watching Fury

Me: This movie is intense!

Husband: No, it's in tanks.

Me: scowls

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingspacevag
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2014
🚨︎ report
Watching Fury with my girlfriend last night...

Her: "this movie is intense!"

Me: "Actually, they're tanks"

Cue eye roll and groan

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lonewolfe243
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
🚨︎ report
Just yellow please

One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and as she passed Nathan Hale's Used Cars, she got an idea that she could drive herself to the store and save a lot of shoe leather, time and aching muscles. She walks into the car dealership and, as it just so happens, gets the owner himself. He asks her what kind of car she wants and she replies,

"Well, sonny, I can't remember the name exactly, but it has something to do with hate or anger."

The owner replies, "Well, let's see... Oh yes, you want a Plymouth Fury! We have a couple on the lot. What color do you prefer?"

The lady has some trouble explaining the exact color to him, so she reaches into her shopping bag, takes out an ear of corn, strips down the shucks and says, "I want this color sonny."

To which Nathan replies, "Ma'am I'm sorry, but we don't have any in this color. Could I show you a nice blue one?"

"No son, I want this color."

"But ma'am, they didn't make that color! Maybe a cherry red one would suit you?" says the owner, obviously worried about losing a sale.

By this time, the old lady gets mad, and starts throwing things at the owner, thereby chasing him out of the office and into the lot. One of the salesmen, coming into the office from the back door, notices the disruption and asks the secretary what the old woman was so upset about.

The secretary replies, "Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman's corn!"

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CrotalusHorridus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
🚨︎ report
My housemate might be a dad

To annoy a female housemate we were flicking bits of sweetcorn at her hair. In response, she escalated the game and threw an orange into my face.

The only way i got through the ordeal was because of what another of my housemates said next. After a long silence, as im holding my face he says "..hell hath no fury like a woman corned".

πŸ‘︎ 811
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Scrotumbrella
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2013
🚨︎ report
At Mad Max last weekend...

The scene where Max is grabbed by the Pole Cat,

http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mad-max-fury-road-image-the-war-rig.jpg

and ends up getting dumped onto the car with the drums and guitar guy

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/3/31/1427821675682/5e25da37-61d7-44fd-a9a3-b2f5b8b5a791-620x372.jpeg

I leaned over to my GF and said "It looks like he's jumped onto... the bandwagon" She totally lost it :)

πŸ‘︎ 56
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/worldspawn00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2015
🚨︎ report
I jokingly threw my pastry at my wife...

She was absolutely furious. I've never seen a person get this angry before. I guess it holds true to the old saying:

Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed.

πŸ‘︎ 35
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseBadger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2015
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.