Funny Video Puns

...I just couldn't bring myself to watch the next one. I just had this vague sense that something bad was going to happen.

Her: good thing there's no such thing"

Me: "There is"

Her: "do you actually know anatomy or are you just bullshitting me?"

Me: "I was trying to think of a joke correlating to that bone in the upper arm... Forgot what it's called, but I guess I'm not that humerus."

So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.

But her aim is getting better.

This is an audible joke so just typing the name here won't be funny.

My video of the joke, 4 seconds.

When I was about 15, I asked my parents if I could see "The Matrix." At that time, if I asked to see an R-rated movie, the rule was we waited till it came to video (yes, at the time it was videotapes) and my parents would watch it first without me to decide if they were comfortable with me watching it.

They watched it, and the next day, my dad asked me what I thought The Matrix was- I said it was some kind of group of cops or something that could do cool aerial fighting moves.

He said, "Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is... You have to see it for yourself."

For those who are unfamiliar, this is exactly the line used by one of the main characters when he introduces the concept of The Matrix.

No one? Just me? I thought it was funny. Oh well.

Not really a joke but I think you guys might appreciate it

Sometimes I find funny or cool videos about rc planes/drones on the internet and send them to him at home. So I found a video of someone crashing a 3.000$ drone at the first try to bring it up. My dad crashed his drone at new years eve but he got it to fly for a few minutes.

So I called my parents to check up on them and talked to my dad for a while, asking him if he get the video I sent him

Dad : "Yeah I got it, wasn't funny though. Remember new years"

Me : "well at least you got it up"

Dad : bursts out laughing "Hahaha I sure got it up" leaves the phone laughing and tells my mom what I said

I'm just sitting there while my mom joins my dad laughing

http://youtu.be/PfIEH5gVDM0

The sidebar didn't say anything about posting videos and its not my dad, but its still pretty funny.

I was in my room watching a YouTube video of someone playing Dishonored on my laptop. My dad came in and asked what I was doing. I said I was watching a video game. He's asked what video game it was. I said "It's called Dishonored." His response was "What about Dat-honored?" I fell off my chair at how funny and just plain bad his response was. He's always quoting jokes from this subreddit, so I thought I'd post one about his dad joke.