Its pasteurized before you see it.
Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League
I want to be a bouillonaire.
Now it is dry ice
Frankly, it's not her bismuth.
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
I like to feel Joy.
Of course, you measure them in litters
InVOLUMEtary
So, I handed him a glass of water.
Another day, another Dawn.
You will be mist.
A Car.
Something about them is just off-pudding
A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
Don't listen to them, it is only a slippery soap argument.
No whey!
My colleagues say it lacks evidence, but I think it's solid.
It was a vial substance.
I even have one of her Thai dye t-shirts.
All offenses aside, I’m originally from Britain and we make fun of the Irish ALL the time.
So an Irishman stumbles upon a genie’s lamp and says to himself “ooh laddy what have we found here? I tink I’ll give it a rub to see if a genie appears!”
So he does, and lo, a puff of blue smoke comes pouring out of the spout, billows into the air and the genie’s form becomes solid. It speaks, “Oh master of the lamp, I am your genie and I grant you three wishes.”
The Irishman’s eyes are wide open with glee, his cheeks and nose red with fire, he shouts “tree wishes?! That’s just brilliant!” For me first wish, I’ll have a bottle of whiskey that never runs dry.”
The genie, eyes rolling, clicks his fingers and POOF a nice big bottle of whiskey appears before the Irishman. “Well I tink we’ll have to put this to the test!” He snatches up the bottle, takes a long healthy swig, glug glug glug, and the bottle pops as he releases it from his lips, “Ahhhhhhhh!!!” And to his amazement as soon as the liquid in the bottle settled, it gave a large burping “bulp!”, released a large bubble, and when the bubble popped the bottle was full again. “WELL I’LL BE! THAT’S THE MOST INCREDIBLE TING!”
The genie, steadfastly unimpressed, reminded the Irishman “Master, I will bring you fortune, splendor, reputation, treasures beyond any imagination. You have two wishes remaining. What would master want for a wish?”
The Irishman looks to the genie and says “oh tat’s easy! I’ll have two more of these!”
But they came up with a solution
Dissingfectant
I was like, "No whey!"
Solid, liquid and gas
It’s a slippery soap.
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
Milk, it’s pasteurized before you can even see it!
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
Milk. Its pasteurized before you can see it
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
Milk! It’s pasteurized before you even see it!
Milk.
It's pasteurised before you see it.
It’s pasteurized before you even see it.
It’s pasteurized before you even see it.
Milk- it’s pasteurized before you see it
It’s pasteurized before you even see it.
A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.
It's pasteurized before you even see it!
Milk, because it's pasteurized before you see it
Milk....because its pasteurized before you see it.
Milk because by the time you see it it's already pasteurised.
