Fun Fact Puns

It's also their biggest import.

It means "The Antra"

Just kidding, made you smile :)

I feel he isn't fawned of them.

Axolittles.

Did you know, in high school, the rapper logic did the 100 meter dash, AND the 400 meter dash?

He's biracial

Me: Sure, tell me one son. My Son: Did you know that Lincoln had a guard with him at the theater where he was shot, but that the guard left to go across the street to have a drink and that's why Lincoln wasn't guarded when he was shot? Me: No, son, I had no idea. My Son: But that's not all. It was the same bar that John Wilkes Booth was waiting in before going to kill the president. Me: So did they see each other? My Son: I'm not sure dad. I'm thinking Booth might have been waiting to see if he would come in before he went over to shoot Lincoln. Me: I wonder if the guard came in, and Booth ask him if he could buy him a shot?!?!? My Son: audibly smacks head

Nothing starts with an N and ends with G.

He never ran for office

5 out of 6 people find Russian roulette harmless.

Did you know that 5/4 of all people have difficulty with fractions?

There's also the Who-digo, Wheredigo, Whatdigo, and Whydigo.

Your body takes a screenshot

There are more aeroplanes at the bottom of the ocean than there are submarines in the sky

He's really penny-wise.

But most of them just have 4

Did you know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

(Apparently the FedEx driver that delivers to my friend's job is a dad. I'm sure this one is old, but here have a groan anyway.)

Researchers have found that some insects are capable of learning human language, these insects are called spelling bees.

which is why you never hear about Buffalo Uno or Buffalo Dos

Friend: You know most bottled milk actually comes from the same place?

Me:.... A cow?

Friend: Get the f*ck out of my house

Hey Dad guess what

What

Did you know skin on skin forms a watertight seal?

farts False

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It's also their biggest import.

Fun starts with f.