Tomorrow, a group of friends are having a Skype party trivia night and I need help trying to think of a punny name that involves “COVID-19”
Anyone got any ideas?
I'll call it "Mullet Over"
It all depends on the conductor.
Her response: Even. But they smell odd.
"He was a history major and he has never gotten a history question right for us!"
Me - "Well that's because those who study history can't repeat it."
It's an AP Human Geography class, and I need a name for a board game. Anything to do with pop. culture vs. folk culture would be awesome and I heard you guys are good at this.
Foodlandia is a country where every city is named after a food and every city has a guild to represent it in competitions and such.
It was the finals of the national city vs. city trivia quiz and the two remaining contestants were guilds from Curry City and Pasta City.
The final question was "Which is the most popular pet in Foodlandia?". Each city's guild put their answer in a sealed envelope and they were stored for the next days big reveal.
On the next morning the officials went to retrieve the envelopes and they found a horrific sight, a dead spy from Pasta City and in his hand an opened envelope with a paper inside that read "Curry City Guild: The Cat".
My dad said "decay."
He says it's because Alternative Facts are all the rage right now.
Question: How many layers are there in the atmosphere. Team answer: 5
Host: You guys got it right! How did you know that? Me: I pulled it out of thin air.
Geralt of Trivia
This morning, a local radio station had trivia going on, in which the first correct caller would win a free dozen donuts at a local store.
Radio DJ: 20% of Americans have one of these in their home, and despite not working, have no plans of fixing them. First caller, you're up!
Dad: (without hesitation) Hello, I have the answer, I'm ready for the donuts!
Radio DJ: (laughs) What is the answer?
Dad: Teenagers!
Radio DJ: Next caller, you're up!
Me: Horrible what's going on in Ukraine, isn't it?
Dad: Crimea river.
Sundae school
Yep, he was the trivia knight.
Any time we'd see birds flying in a V formation, my dad would say "Any time you see birds flying like that, one line is always longer than the other. Know why that is?" me - "Why?" "Because there are more birds in that line."
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Sorry if I'm doing this wrong, I'm young enough to be able to and old enough to not really care if I'm full of shit and doing it wrong.
Hello punsters!
My fiancee and I are having a combined bachelor and bachelorette party that will be Hawaii themed and sadly I got stuck coming up with the invite.
I know reddit is full of quips and puns so any help would be greatly appreciated. The gist of the party will be bring a dish to pass around, wear Hawaii themed clothes, and after we will be playing board/trivia games.
I already have something along the lines of dress in your hawaiian clothes to ensure you'll get leigh'd, but any help you wordsmiths can offer would be great!
Thanks reddit!
It was subtle, and you'll need to know some 80s trivia. It was really bad, but I also think it was pretty clever.
I was driving to Dave and Buster's with my dad, his girlfriend, and my younger siblings when "This Is It" by Kenny Loggins came on the radio.
Dad: "Is this Kenny Loggins? It sounds like him."
Dad's GF: "Yeah, I remember this song. It was before he got big."
Dad: "Ah. He's pretty lucky he cut Footloose, then."
Brother: "What's Footloose?"
Dad's GF: "It was a movie that came out when-"
Me: "Wait... Dammit, Dad."
Dad's GF: "What? ... Oh, God. Really, Chris? Really?"
He spent the rest of the 45 minute ride giggling like a schoolgirl.
I was just out to dinner with my dad, and somehow the topic of malaria came up. My dad asks, "Do you guys know where the word malaria comes from?" He likes to quiz us on trivia, and this is a question he's asked us lots of times, so my brother and I automatically answer, "Yes, it means bad air." To which, he responds "So, could you get malaria in Buenos Aires?" God fucking dammit, Dad.
At a mini golf course where they post trivia questions on the start of each hole.
Dad: "Here's an easy one for ya. Who said that E=MC^2?"
Me: "Easy, Einstein"
Dad: "Wrong, I just said it, you lose."
I was playing a trivia game with my girlfriend and her family when a question was proposed by my girlfriend:
GF: So where exactly is Timbuktu?
GF's Dad: It's somewhere in between Timbuk-one and Timbuk-three!
Laughter ensued.
My dad is a bit of a sci-fi nerd, but he can be a nerd in other aspects as well.
One time when the family was playing a trivia game, the question talked about Whoopi Goldberg's appearences on "Star Trek: The Next Generation." After the question had been answered, my Dad said, "She was a cologist on that show."
"A what?" We were wondering what the heck he meant.
"Yeah," he explained. "A Guinan-cologist."
My dad loves trivia and brain teasers. He asks me "How many d's in Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer."
I figure people don't count the d at the end of red-nosed. So I say "4" with confidence....
He says, "nope....237." I looked at him, everyone in this sub-reddit know the look.
Then he starts singing " dee dee dee dee dee ..." to the tune of Rudolph.
I laughed and added it to my repertoire.
First this man of about 50 says to his ~12 year old daughter The Classic
Daughter: I'm tired
Dad:Hi, Tired. I'm Dad
Ten or so minutes later we discussed trivia about presidents
Daughter: I'm going to run for president one day
Dad: Why are you going to run? Why not walk?
Then, he continued with his joke, and it only got better.
Dad: I should've been a stand-up commode-ian. That's just a guy who stands next to the commode.
A real American hero
