COVID-19 Trivia Team Name

Tomorrow, a group of friends are having a Skype party trivia night and I need help trying to think of a punny name that involves “COVID-19”

Anyone got any ideas?

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👤︎ u/Cdogbd
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I want to start a trivia game show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.

I'll call it "Mullet Over"

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Trivia question! How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?

It all depends on the conductor.

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Asking my daughter some Brainquest (kids trivia) questions: Is a pair of socks an even or odd number?

Her response: Even. But they smell odd.

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👤︎ u/martyz
📅︎ Apr 17 2016
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At trivia tonight...

"He was a history major and he has never gotten a history question right for us!"

Me - "Well that's because those who study history can't repeat it."

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👤︎ u/anix421
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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I'm trying to come up with a punny name for a trivia game I'm working on.

It's an AP Human Geography class, and I need a name for a board game. Anything to do with pop. culture vs. folk culture would be awesome and I heard you guys are good at this.

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👤︎ u/Cagegasm
📅︎ Apr 26 2013
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Finals of the national trivia quiz in Foodlandia.

Foodlandia is a country where every city is named after a food and every city has a guild to represent it in competitions and such.

It was the finals of the national city vs. city trivia quiz and the two remaining contestants were guilds from Curry City and Pasta City.

The final question was "Which is the most popular pet in Foodlandia?". Each city's guild put their answer in a sealed envelope and they were stored for the next days big reveal.

On the next morning the officials went to retrieve the envelopes and they found a horrific sight, a dead spy from Pasta City and in his hand an opened envelope with a paper inside that read "Curry City Guild: The Cat".

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👤︎ u/Dralnu22
📅︎ Apr 30 2017
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I was playing Trivia Crack, and I (jokingly) asked out loud which state Philadelphia is in.

My dad said "decay."

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📅︎ Jan 11 2015
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My dad keeps telling me trivia about Alice in Chains and Nirvana

He says it's because Alternative Facts are all the rage right now.

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👤︎ u/Ennui_Go
📅︎ Feb 07 2017
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Tortured the trivia night host.

Question: How many layers are there in the atmosphere. Team answer: 5

Host: You guys got it right! How did you know that? Me: I pulled it out of thin air.

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Nathan W. Pyle is one of my favorite artists.
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👤︎ u/Brute1100
📅︎ May 22 2020
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System of Operating
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👤︎ u/MNguyen720
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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Which Witcher character knows the answers to all quiz questions?

Geralt of Trivia

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📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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Just heard this dad call the local radio station...

This morning, a local radio station had trivia going on, in which the first correct caller would win a free dozen donuts at a local store.

Radio DJ: 20% of Americans have one of these in their home, and despite not working, have no plans of fixing them. First caller, you're up!

Dad: (without hesitation) Hello, I have the answer, I'm ready for the donuts!

Radio DJ: (laughs) What is the answer?

Dad: Teenagers!

Radio DJ: Next caller, you're up!

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📅︎ Dec 30 2014
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Little insensitive there, dad.

Me: Horrible what's going on in Ukraine, isn't it?

Dad: Crimea river.

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👤︎ u/Aralasqt
📅︎ Mar 04 2014
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Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae school

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Did you know that one of King Arthur's men was always full of useless facts and knowledge????

Yep, he was the trivia knight.

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📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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South for the winter

Any time we'd see birds flying in a V formation, my dad would say "Any time you see birds flying like that, one line is always longer than the other. Know why that is?" me - "Why?" "Because there are more birds in that line."

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📅︎ Feb 10 2014
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Punny jokes for us old men to use. Link in comments.

http://imgur.com/31fuduE

Sorry if I'm doing this wrong, I'm young enough to be able to and old enough to not really care if I'm full of shit and doing it wrong.

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📅︎ Nov 10 2014
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Hawaii Puns

Hello punsters!

My fiancee and I are having a combined bachelor and bachelorette party that will be Hawaii themed and sadly I got stuck coming up with the invite.

I know reddit is full of quips and puns so any help would be greatly appreciated. The gist of the party will be bring a dish to pass around, wear Hawaii themed clothes, and after we will be playing board/trivia games.

I already have something along the lines of dress in your hawaiian clothes to ensure you'll get leigh'd, but any help you wordsmiths can offer would be great!

Thanks reddit!

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Kenny Loggins.

It was subtle, and you'll need to know some 80s trivia. It was really bad, but I also think it was pretty clever.

I was driving to Dave and Buster's with my dad, his girlfriend, and my younger siblings when "This Is It" by Kenny Loggins came on the radio.

Dad: "Is this Kenny Loggins? It sounds like him."

Dad's GF: "Yeah, I remember this song. It was before he got big."

Dad: "Ah. He's pretty lucky he cut Footloose, then."

Brother: "What's Footloose?"

Dad's GF: "It was a movie that came out when-"

Me: "Wait... Dammit, Dad."

Dad's GF: "What? ... Oh, God. Really, Chris? Really?"

He spent the rest of the 45 minute ride giggling like a schoolgirl.

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👤︎ u/ZTheJerk
📅︎ Mar 04 2014
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My dad just came up with a new joke

I was just out to dinner with my dad, and somehow the topic of malaria came up. My dad asks, "Do you guys know where the word malaria comes from?" He likes to quiz us on trivia, and this is a question he's asked us lots of times, so my brother and I automatically answer, "Yes, it means bad air." To which, he responds "So, could you get malaria in Buenos Aires?" God fucking dammit, Dad.

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👤︎ u/crm14250
📅︎ Sep 07 2013
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That may be misquoted

At a mini golf course where they post trivia questions on the start of each hole.

Dad: "Here's an easy one for ya. Who said that E=MC^2?" Me: "Easy, Einstein"
Dad: "Wrong, I just said it, you lose."

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👤︎ u/djjosh1102
📅︎ Jan 11 2014
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So where exactly is Timbuktu?

I was playing a trivia game with my girlfriend and her family when a question was proposed by my girlfriend:

GF: So where exactly is Timbuktu?

GF's Dad: It's somewhere in between Timbuk-one and Timbuk-three!

Laughter ensued.

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👤︎ u/maloeb2
📅︎ Apr 20 2014
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Star Trek Dad joke.

My dad is a bit of a sci-fi nerd, but he can be a nerd in other aspects as well.

One time when the family was playing a trivia game, the question talked about Whoopi Goldberg's appearences on "Star Trek: The Next Generation." After the question had been answered, my Dad said, "She was a cologist on that show."

"A what?" We were wondering what the heck he meant.

"Yeah," he explained. "A Guinan-cologist."

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👤︎ u/gapporin
📅︎ Nov 14 2013
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Christmas Time Dad Joke

My dad loves trivia and brain teasers. He asks me "How many d's in Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer."

I figure people don't count the d at the end of red-nosed. So I say "4" with confidence....

He says, "nope....237." I looked at him, everyone in this sub-reddit know the look.

Then he starts singing " dee dee dee dee dee ..." to the tune of Rudolph.

I laughed and added it to my repertoire.

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👤︎ u/MikeTheBum
📅︎ Dec 13 2013
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I witnessed three dad jokes tonight.

First this man of about 50 says to his ~12 year old daughter The Classic

Daughter: I'm tired

Dad:Hi, Tired. I'm Dad

Ten or so minutes later we discussed trivia about presidents

Daughter: I'm going to run for president one day

Dad: Why are you going to run? Why not walk?

Then, he continued with his joke, and it only got better.

Dad: I should've been a stand-up commode-ian. That's just a guy who stands next to the commode.

A real American hero

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