My dad, without skipping a beat, stands up and sideways. He points to his furthest ear to my brother and says "well this one's your back ear.." and then points to his other ear and says "and this one is your frontier!"
He laughed so hard he almost passed out.
My astronomy teacher tends to ramble, so when he goes off on a long tangent, I browse Reddit. I was looking at /r/dadjokes when he all of a sudden asked me a question about an article in our book. I was a bit dazed, but I snapped back to reality and answered his question. I guess that I had spaced out.
It was the Final Frontier
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
Boy wants a car from his dad
Dad says, "First you got to cut that hair"
Boy says, "Hey dad, Jesus had long hair"
And dad says, "That's right son, Jesus walked everywhere"
(From "The Frontier Index" by The Silver Jews)
The year is 2045, space travel has finally gotten started.
As major companies scramble to come up with ways to capitalize on this new venture, Nissan decides to end its most popular light truck.
As the last one rolls off the line, they announce: "This is it, folks. This is the Final Frontier."
Working with dad today : Dad : 'here's sone earplugs mate. You're only getting two .'
Me: 'thats fine I only have two ears '
Dad :' not everyone has two ears you know , some people have three '
Me : ' like who ? '
Dad :' well captain kirk had one left ear , one right ear , and a final frontier '
And my disappointed face leads him into hysterics haha .
Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
This has been copied from https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9309001
3
A left ear.
A right ear.
And a final frontier
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
His right ear, his left ear, and his wild frontier.
A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
3: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
Three. A left ear. A right ear. And a wild frontier.
Three: the left ear, the right ear and the final frontier!
3, the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
Three. Right ear, left ear and a frontier.
