Sunday October 6, 2019
Belmont Park
Race: 8 (4:47 PM EST Post)
Flower Bowl
Sistercharlie needs no introduction. This stretch running mare has won five….count them….five straight Grade: 1’s dating back to last year. Her training pattern suggest she is ready to fire big once again. The question is will you take the minuscule post time odds? Because she looks like the best bet of the entire weekend……………………..I really liked the way the cleverly named Mrs. Sippy came with a brazen, three wide run on the turn, splitting horses and motoring down the lane to win her U. S debut in her last. She seems likes this country and the addition of Lasix probably didn’t hurt……looks best of the rest………………..Empressof the Nile finished three quarters of a length behind Mrs. Sippy last time out, that after being six wide on the turn for home and she won her previous race.
Race: 9 (5:20 PM EST Post)
Frizette Stakes
Wicked Whisper absolutely ran maidens off their feet in her racing debut. This $500,000 daughter of up and coming sire Liam’s Map blew the gate to smithereens, quickly opened up a wide margin on the field, sustained it throughout and waltzed home by over six lengths in front while scoring the highest BSF of anyone in this race…….tepid pick in yet another ridiculously difficult race to figure………………Frank’s Rockette demolished maidens in her debut then finished RIGHT behind East Coast pro-tem two year old filly division leader Perfect Alibi twice including one in the Grade: 1 Spinaway. Note, it was five lengths back to the third place horse in that race as well. Daughter of Into mischief merits respect in this spot………………………Quality Response is a California shipper from the powerhouse Bob Baffert barn who won annihilated her foes in her first two races. This daughter of Quality Road now ships across the country, stretches out in distance and steps up in class so this appears to be a tough assignment for her. After follow him for 30 plus years, I know Baffert and he is master at placing horses, so he must think he’s got a shot………………………Honorable Mentions: Daphne Moon overcame a slow break but was impressive drawing away from maidens down the lane in her debut. Final time and BSF suggest she has a chance here……………………The first time Miss Marissa went a route of ground on the dirt, she pulverized a field of maidens. I like the upward trend in the BSFs as it signals she is improving.
**Keeneland Race Cour
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
