Fresh Breath Puns

A list of puns related to "Fresh Breath"

What do cannibals eat for a fresh breath?

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👤︎ u/x_amxxn_x
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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I have a invention! It's a small edible device that would freshen your breath while simultaneously releasing a subtle and soothing A-chord. You would use the device (with the fresh breath and soothing sound) to help increase the effectiveness of apologies.

I call it:

THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!

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👤︎ u/gbeeson
📅︎ May 09 2016
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Why do elves have fresh breath?

They eat ornamints.

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👤︎ u/fancynerrd
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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Why was the married frog's breath always so fresh?

He was fond of kermit-mints

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👤︎ u/ancientvoices
📅︎ Feb 06 2017
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If someone can explain to me why my heating bills are so high..

..My door is always open.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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Have you heard about new Oxygen mints?

They’re a breath of fresh air.

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👤︎ u/RedditemptionTY
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.

It truly was a breath of fresh air.

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👤︎ u/pvtsoab
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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So I messed up my chemistry lab the other day and had way to much O2 as a byproduct

But to be honest, it was a breath of fresh air.

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👤︎ u/XxStupidBusxX
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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