Air Out Puns

A list of puns related to "Air Out"

I was walking out of the store when I was approached by a crazed man who threw a short but large nail into the air.

He seemed non-aggressive at first, but he’s quite angry now and it appears I’m under a tack.

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👤︎ u/jesusofbullets
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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What do you call it when you grab free money out of the air?

Ka-Ching

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👤︎ u/esherman92
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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Out air conditioning just went out, it's 81°F in the house. My dog is looking at me like...

"This is not cool..."

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👤︎ u/RonPossible
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air

Abracadabra

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👤︎ u/yogeshbiebz
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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*pulls candy bar out of thin air*

Kid: WOW are you a magician?

Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve

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👤︎ u/renskappert
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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You can’t just manufacture a dad joke out of thin air!

I’d at least need my tool box.

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👤︎ u/Gingerifical
📅︎ May 31 2020
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Once my little boy stopped loving tractors, he started to really suck the air out of the room.

He became an extractor fan.

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👤︎ u/sergioarmagh
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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It was really easy to get kicked out of the Japanese air force

They had a zero Tolerance policy

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👤︎ u/BIgbluetootoo
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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The hot air balloon driver is refusing to come down, and the cops are still trying to figure out why.

Everything is still up in the air.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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If you let the air out of tires, is it fresh air or tired air?

From my friend and former coworker Jim. The "king" of dad jokes.

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👤︎ u/MegaVortex
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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Air conditioning repair man said he couldn't make it out today.

I said "it would be alot cooler if you did."

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👤︎ u/J2vin
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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As we were heading out the door, my son plopped down on the floor, hoisted both of his feet into the air, looked up at me and screeched, "Daddy, put my shoes on please!"

I looked down at him and chuckled, “I think my feet are too big.”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Nov 03 2017
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A hot air balloon company went out of business

Because high inflation rates

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👤︎ u/asbjorn124
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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My wife told me to go air up my car tires so I got out 75 cents but it turns out its a dollar now

I guess the air compressor market is experiencing a bit of inflation.....

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👤︎ u/dumasymptote
📅︎ May 14 2019
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My magician friend’s signature trick is to make cute kittens appear out of thin air.

His stage name is The Wizard of Awwws.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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Two balloons are floating through the air. One balloon says to the other, “watch out for that cactus!”

The other balloon says, “what cactusssssssssssssssssssssssssssss”

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👤︎ u/RoyTheShip
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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I found out today you can hold air in your hands...

If you catch my drift

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👤︎ u/Unileaver
📅︎ May 31 2018
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Flying out of town and am currently 10,000 feet in the air

Some might say I've peaked.

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👤︎ u/Stupendoes
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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During cool weather, I turned on the fans in my car. Hot air comes out of the vents.

Climate ConTroll.

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👤︎ u/troyanonymous1
📅︎ Aug 10 2011
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How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?

He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve

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👤︎ u/lancex
📅︎ Sep 12 2015
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How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?

He had twix up his sleeve

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👤︎ u/Hunteraln
📅︎ Oct 01 2015
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